shlare

Shalre is a thicc thigh minecrafter. If you took shlares balls you will be In the balls.

omg, the shlare flyied on me and I slept on his thighs.

by Shalre December 3, 2020

Spare Ribs!

It is a Quote made by an Angry-Skeleton, Shouting at a Non-Intellectual
Person for not knowing what his Favorite Snack was, Therefor causing
the said Skeleton to get Angry at the Non-Intellectual...

The Real Video was Officially made by Tom Schalk on Twitter/Facebook/YouTube/Instagram,
But there was a Repost by MochasAssault in YouTube on the 19th of Jan 2020...

The Original Quote By Tom Schalk:
RIBS! (Moment Of Pause) Spare Ribs! (Gesture Of Silence) Fuck!
But Here Is My Style Of Saying It:
Ayo Where The Fuck Are My Ribs! Yo Jamal, Bring Me The Spare Ribs!

by No_CuzYNot March 28, 2021

Spare nip

An oriental side ting who doesn’t answer back

“Go find a spare nip who will do what you want!”

by Joebanana April 1, 2022

Dick-speare genre

the narrative genre which focuses on the plight of the urban disadvantaged (seen in Charles Dickens tales) mixed with intricately tragic plots and complex human characters (trademarked by William Shakespeare).

HBO's "The Wire" is the epitome of the Dick-speare genre, focusing on the plight of youths in Baltimore, and providing plot twists and tragic heroes which would move even the Bard.

by ejukator February 23, 2011

redneck spare tire

a piece of wood cut to the definitions of a tire, and attached to the axle not by the bolts, but with duct tape.

-going down a road-
-massive bump-
-tire flies off a cliff-
guy 1 "$h1t!... great, now i gotta' go make me a redneck spare tire"
-cuts down a tree with a conveniently placed chainsaw in the back of his truck-
-makes a wheel and attaches it with duct tape-
-drives home-

by leviathantheinsane June 22, 2013

gutter spare

When your bowling ball falls into the gutter, but still manages to get a spare. Usually when only one of the 7 or 10 pins are left standing from the previous frame.

I got 9 pins on the first ball, then I threw a gutter spare.

Person A: Did you see that? The ball rocked so far in the gutter that it clipped the 7 pin and I got a spare.
Person B: Yeah, dude! Nice gutter spare!

by Overregularizer October 15, 2021

The Bro-Spare

A bro who happens upon every date with you and your girl, who is oblivious to boundaries, then sits in the the middle of y’all at the movies or any other possible romantic setting.

Boyfriend: I’m taking you on a gondola ride in Venice.

Girlfriend: Awe sweetie! I love you!

Later at the long anticipated gondola ride....

Boyfriend: Hey babe... Don’t look now...

Girlfriend looks up.......

Girlfriend: Are you shitting me?! You told the bro-spare!!!

by Thepubfucks January 27, 2019