spam

The sole reason that I get out of bed, attend a job that is so unsatisfying that i can barely make it through a working day without fashioning a weapon, Macgyver style, to slaughter the many fools that i have to speak to on a daily basis.

Spam - "...allowed anywhere on company property." She is saying, "This policy does not just apply to cigarettes but also to cigars, pipes, roll-ups and anything else that can be smoked... Any Questions?"

I Raise my hand.

"What about Haddock?"

Silence.

Somebody smirks.

I elaborate.

"...Or even Ham, you can smoke that...Is Ham banned from the premises too?"

by Burtmianus August 08, 2007

spamming

when you just type random letters in a chat room or IM. In some public chats, it can result in getting banned for a short amount of time. Also THE EASIEST think to say when you don't want to say, but REALLY ANNOYING when the other person just wants to be serious FOR ONCE

"She just kept spamming me in the Gmail chat. I just wanted to have a normal conversation."

by AcousticEmo December 23, 2008

spam

1. America's favorite luncheon meat

2. Short for "Stupid, Pointless, Annoying message", usually in the form of E-mail

1. Who wants some SPAM in a can?!
Yay, more SPAM!!!

2. Damn it, more spam!

by army_azn January 27, 2005

spam

Acronym for...

S: Scientifically
P: Processed
A: Animal
M: Matter

also...

S: Something
P: Posing
A: As
M: Meat

Pass the spam, please!

by Eric C. May 20, 2003

spam

Shit you dont get with gmail.

Dude, spam sucks, but gmail kicks ass!

by me January 17, 2005

spam

S hort
P ointless
A nnoying
M essages

A spammer is one who commits said act of spamming, or sending spam.

Now has been elaborated into anything annoying that you didn't want to recieve. Especially advertisements.

by ~The Nameless One~ June 27, 2005

Spam

1. Repeating a word constantly to annoy someone.
2. Fake meat

1. penis everywhere penis everywhere penis everywhere penis everywhere penis everywhere penis everywhere penis everywhere penis everywhere penis everywhere penis everywhere
2. Hey wanna have some spam?

by Ha ha you nagger November 03, 2007