Spag

A insult against femboys which highlights their lack of proper grammar and weird emojis they use.

Why is this guy being a spag

by Orion696947 June 17, 2025

Spag

A term generally used by middle-aged men over the internet to insult someone for reasons such as using "your" instead of "you're."

*looking at social media, Notices grammar error*
You spag.

by MicroshibeWindoge October 19, 2015

Spag

Spag is a shortening of spaghetti or spaghet and can be used as a name for someone who is a spaguette, or spaghetti baguette. Spaghetti baguette people's personality is essentially just carbs, a bit all over the place and bready.

"spaggy is feeling a little frisky"
"you're such a spag!"

by spaggy birb March 20, 2020

English spag bowl

When you use the intestines as a dildo/flashlight

"YO bro I did a crazy English spag bowl with this girl past night"

by Skibidi toilet camera man September 12, 2025

Convenient Spag Bowl

An easy, serviceable, acceptable, trouble-free example of something that should be better.

"Am I in a convenient Spag Bowl of a relationship?"

"Was that head ok or was it a bit Spag Bowl"

"Was my pasta Nona level or was a bit convenient Spag Bowl?"

by Babcia September 21, 2023

spag

Shortened form of the popular and delicious dish "spagetti".

Hey, what are you having for dinner?

I'm cooking up a pot of spag, 'cause I love the spag.

by nacho_of_death February 23, 2014

spag spy

a cool person who’s name sometimes begins in a, c, z, i, o, r, l

Omg your a complete spag spy

by anonymous September 24, 2020