Spag

A term generally used by middle-aged men over the internet to insult someone for reasons such as using "your" instead of "you're."

*looking at social media, Notices grammar error*
You spag.

by MicroshibeWindoge September 03, 2015

Spag

The name of the famous squishyspag

Spag shut up you're British

by Baden1212 January 01, 2022

Spag

The person that is not going along with a joke or other mean of deceit.

"Bro we told the teacher that you weren't here but Lisa was being a spag and told her you were."

by Berryboi March 21, 2017

Spag

Singular form of spaghetti

I pulled a spag out of the pot of spaghetti

by hwebbz25 June 16, 2017

Spag

When you are too lazy to type spaghetti (or just dont know to spell it) so you just say spag.

Holy shit that spag I just had was great.

by 420blazeit420 April 25, 2016

Spag

Cool quirky

Your really spag man.

by Emmanaimma July 03, 2021

Spag

“Spag”, SpAg, or “spaggot” is a technical term referring to a Special Agent of the FBI, especially those who qualified for their position through Special Education or participation in the Special Olympics. Multiple agents are knows as spags and their activities as spaggotry. The adjective “spaggy” describes anything stereotypical of a spaggot.

I used to think Jon was cool until he got that spaggy haircut.

Susan has always been a Catholic but now she’s harassing Muslims and engaging in other forms of spaggotry.

by Big Poppa Never Softenin August 21, 2022