somebody come scratch my balls

what to say when either:

A) you have extremely itchy balls!!

B) you want to get people to shut the fuck up

C)there is an unbearably awkward silence

Red: damn its quiet in this bitch

Blue: i got the solution for that. *clears throat* SOMEBODY COME SCRATCH MY BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Green: WHAT THE FUCK???

Blue: there, silence broken

Red: you are a fucking moron

by zerosai93 June 6, 2009

somebody lied to you

1.Yeah right
2.When a person knows it's not going to happen no matter what they say or try to do

Sammy: "You must finish all that work before lunch."
Mancebo: "Somebody lied to you."

by makinde October 7, 2003

Somebody tocha mt spaget

When some norime pleb steals your most prized meme ( or a great meme)

They took my meme

Person 1 hey look at this meme

Person 2 what a fucking normie he reposted my MEME Somebody tocha mt spaget They took my meme

by Meme boi 109 October 30, 2018

Somebody shoot me in the ass

Slang that it used when somebody is talking nonsense or when somebody is starting to getting you angry for what he/she saying.

Mary: how can you say this dress is blue. It’s white not blue.

Heather: it is blue, I don’t know where you see white.

Mary: it’s white.

Either: somebody shoot me in the ass.

by Hypie November 22, 2021

Somebody who wears sunglasses inside

Somebody who is really fucking cool and super attractive

That's somebody who wears sunglasses inside he must be really cool

by Nizzlebomb November 2, 2023

beating somebody down to a lie

This is an old fashioned way of simply saying that somebody is lying. Most of the time, the liar is really trying to convince the person of that lie. The lie may be repeated, the liar may argue, and even tell more lies to reinforce the original lie. Beating somebody down to a lie can also be expressed as beating somebody down to a pack of lies, when several different lies are told.

He beat me down to a lie. He said he hadn't been drinking and the whole time he smelled of alcohol so strong you wouldn't believe it. It's really sick how he can be beating somebody down to a lie like he does. I think he has himself convinced he's telling the truth.

by mama'sfamilynut1983 September 23, 2013

Cutting somebody's Rat

When you cut off someone's Dick off with a shiv.
Rat is a euphemism for dick. Like Amber Heard would have done if the marriage would have continued.

Amber was definitely "cutting somebody's Rat" yesterday, like she did with Johnny last week!

by Darkscrolls2enjoyer November 1, 2022