A person who spends way too much time mentally measuring cakes,pies,pizzas,etc determining which piece/slice is the biggest.
by wolfbait51 May 17, 2011
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1.(n.) When a person (usually overweight) can no longer fit into clothes of a particular size but continue to buy and wear clothes of said size, despite what their gut/hips might have to say about it. Typically occurs when a person refuses to accept that they've either become fat, or(in the case of an already lardy person), have gained even more weight.
2.(n, abstract) When a person who may feel a touch insecure about the size of their..."thing " buys condoms larger then they are.
This often leads to slippage.
1.(n.) When a person (usually overweight) can no longer fit into clothes of a particular size but continue to buy and wear clothes of said size, despite what their gut/hips might have to say about it. Typically occurs when a person refuses to accept that they've either become fat, or(in the case of an already lardy person), have gained even more weight.
2.(n, abstract) When a person who may feel a touch insecure about the size of their..."thing " buys condoms larger then they are.
This often leads to slippage.
1. Suffering from a classic case of size denial, Jack continued to wear his favorite size 30 jeans, despite the fact that his waistline bordered size 38.
(please note that this phenomenon is more prevalent in women.)
2. Luke wanted to buy condoms, but he when he found out he was "Garden Snake" size, his size denial kicked in.
So instead, he grabbed the Anaconda ones instead.
(please note that this phenomenon is more prevalent in women.)
2. Luke wanted to buy condoms, but he when he found out he was "Garden Snake" size, his size denial kicked in.
So instead, he grabbed the Anaconda ones instead.
by rotamboh December 27, 2009
Get the Size Denial mug.To describe something that is approximately the size of the U.S. state of Texas, or to describe something (usually but not always originating from Texas) that is large compared to other objects of its type.
by S1LV3R SnIpEr December 23, 2008
Get the Texas-sized mug.The actual size clothing a person should be wearing. known as the denial size because you actually wear a size smaller.
Baby those shorts look great, are they your new skinny shorts?
Yes, a size smaller than I was wearing before, but really two sizes down from my denial size.
Yes, a size smaller than I was wearing before, but really two sizes down from my denial size.
by damndiver August 13, 2009
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Get the Raktim Size mug.National Throw Your Average Sized Friend Day! On this day you can throw anyone that is a normal size!!
“Marina it’s National Throw Your Average Sized Friend Day!” I said! “NO” yelled Marina quickly before I threw her.
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