A supercilious fairy who enjoys spending time making thrones out of raw meat. Her magical powers include, but are not limited to, conjuring a cheeseball out of thin air, waterbending (specifically in and out of one's vagina), can transform any object into a fuzzy peach, and splitting souls. Be warned, they devour souls if you get on their bad side. Puts the cream in cremation. You will ne able to identify a Soiyer by the sudden uncontrollable urge to sing (especially the song "Elephant eating a stick"), her blonde hair, long torso, and impeccable fashion sense. Soiyers are very smart, and can use that advantage agaist you. If a Soiyer is fond of you then you are one lucky person.
"Yo dude, I'm pretty sure that girl over there is a Soiyer"
"Yeah dude, that girl is a goddess"
"Soiyer likes to talk about her designated pooping time"
"Yeah dude, that girl is a goddess"
"Soiyer likes to talk about her designated pooping time"
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Look at that totally homo 747 wing! I didn't know it was from Spyder Sebring WRX Hyundai Honda Techno Dream Team Racing Works! They should bring in some rudders maybe the thermal tiles from Columbia so they can protect their car from burning up when they drive 30 mph on the freeway!
by Anonymous March 15, 2003
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by lexy February 24, 2009
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Man #1: "Hey, did you see Lord of the Rings yet? It-"
Man #2: "HEY! DON'T SPOIL THE MOVIE!!!"
Man #1: "Dude, stop being a spoilerfag."
Man #2: "HEY! DON'T SPOIL THE MOVIE!!!"
Man #1: "Dude, stop being a spoilerfag."
by LycanVIII June 4, 2010
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What constitutes a spoiler is often debatable but a good rule for determining one is the "3 of 6 rule". The "six" are Who, What, Where, When, Why, and How. If a comment has atleast three of these six then it can generally be called a spoiler.
One of the only exceptions to the "3 of 6 rule" is "X dies" or "X is dead" as this is still considered a spoiler because the When or How is generally considered irrelevent when it comes to deaths.
What constitutes a spoiler is often debatable but a good rule for determining one is the "3 of 6 rule". The "six" are Who, What, Where, When, Why, and How. If a comment has atleast three of these six then it can generally be called a spoiler.
One of the only exceptions to the "3 of 6 rule" is "X dies" or "X is dead" as this is still considered a spoiler because the When or How is generally considered irrelevent when it comes to deaths.
"Vader, Luke" >This statement is WHO+WHO and thus doesnt convey a spoiler as no information is being revieled.
"Vader is Luke's Father" >This is WHO+WHO+WHAT, and thus fits the "3 of 6 rule" and is a spoiler.
"Vader is Luke's Father" >This is WHO+WHO+WHAT, and thus fits the "3 of 6 rule" and is a spoiler.
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"she was perfect in every way, but then she got a photo from her purse and yup, you guessed it.... soiled goods"
"bummer mate!"
"bummer mate!"
by upper class twit 2 February 14, 2008
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