by Sobeerat October 31, 2018
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by sabicat December 9, 2022
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2. Anyone know where Mister Softee is? Just listen for the little kids.
3. Mister Softee couldnt get a hard on
2. Anyone know where Mister Softee is? Just listen for the little kids.
3. Mister Softee couldnt get a hard on
by #36 HBreaks April 10, 2005
Get the mister softee mug.The wearing of and/or being in extremely tight pants, to the point where one questions the ability of the person to have male genitalia and whether the person is straight
Also see Maaz, Homosexual, and spandex
Also see Maaz, Homosexual, and spandex
by Cha chang June 11, 2009
Get the Sobee mug.A homo or heterosexual act of intensely pounding the colon into utter submission. Most often performed with a full intestinal load of feces, ready for expelment. The act is ended with the anus exploding out the contents into the softener-er's hot ejaculatory goo.
Frenchy hated his ex-girlfriend so much for giving him Hep-C, he performed "The Stool Softener" on her the next weekend when she called up drunk and wanted some action. She passed out in a warm Spunk Loaf later that night.
by e-rips December 16, 2003
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“I’m Sofie. Am I a squirrel?”
“I’m Sofie. I might be a big-headed mexican girl, or a gay ass bitch. Do I hate countrymusic? And chinese? The language? I don’t know anymore.”
“I’m Sofie. I might be a big-headed mexican girl, or a gay ass bitch. Do I hate countrymusic? And chinese? The language? I don’t know anymore.”
by SadSquirrel November 22, 2021
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Frank was watching "COPS" last night when we were over. We watched some dudes who stole some poor lady's car and went on a high speed chase all over town. They rammed several cop cars then totalled the stolen car on an embankment. Damn, it was good to see the officers soften the meat on the driver!
by Frank Klaune May 1, 2005
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