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swaffling

The act of slapping something with a semi-erect penis. It's derived from the Dutch verb "swaffelen".

In 2008 it won the title "Dutch word of the year" in a yearly held competion where the Dutch speaking public can vote online which new word, that originated in that year, they liked the most.
It had gotten a lot of media attention because a Dutch student "swaffled" the Taj Mahal on a school trip; and got expelled from his school for that action.

Recently Brittish carshow host Jeremy Clarkson mentioned it in a talkshow (BBC Qi), where he gave the definition: "To bang your penis against the Taj Mahal".

He also mentioned the word on the fifth episode of the new carshow "The Grand Tour" which was hosted from a tent in Rotterdam (the Netherlands).
The Dutch boy that boasted about swaffling the Taj Mahal on his school trip got expelled from his school.
by Kjanneke December 18, 2016
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Stuffing The Turkey

Miranda is a young, ugly lesbian. She can't get any so she stuffs the Turkey.
by John Ronane January 30, 2004
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Shuffling

A recent alleged dance craze involving young people, especially young men.
Consisting of a large amount of jittering about, coupled with 1980's dance moves, such as the robot and Moonwalk.
Most look like they are have an epileptic fit yet remaining standing.
Look at my cool shuffling...
Where are your cards?
by ozcybergod August 23, 2010
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finger sniffing

A game played mostly by adults, one person sticks there finger in a fanny,penis,ear,nose or between there toes or bum. The other has to then sniff the finger and guess where its been
Anyone want to play finger sniffing? I haven't washed for over a month so it will be fun!!
by mitch00uk April 12, 2015
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stuffingtown

A secret codename for having sexual intercourse with a woman. This is best used when in public or when it is inappropriate to talk about sex.
Man, you totally took that waitress from the Waffle Shop to stuffingtown after you showed her your new S4.
by Richard Ryanson May 13, 2010
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crayon eating glue sniffing helmet wearing window licker

Something my mom calls me on the daily; A dumbass; A retard
God dammit, you're such a crayon eating glue sniffing helmet wearing window licker
by Weird Uncle Al December 18, 2019
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Stove Top Stuffing.

She was so excited we didn't make it out of the kitchen so I gave her some stove top stuffing.
by Estaban69 August 16, 2009
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