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snarfed

the action of being dissed. Stopped from doing something by another person. Denied. cock blocked Promised something only to find out it was given to someone else. To be tricked by another person.
Dude, I was so gonna hang out tonight and bang some yayo and peach vodka tonics, but my man snarfed me.
by Madison Ryder September 23, 2005
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snarflap

Snarflap is a raccoon, that makes his appearances in random locations throughout the world! Often seen FUCKING shit up and molesting anyone who trys to stop him! He has a 13" ingorged hammer, that he will swing at anyone! He has a severe drug addiction, that often causes him to go off for no apparent reason. Last sighted in Milan, dry humping a models leg in the middle of a fashion show! He is quite a bit larger than an average raccoon. And can be singled out by the large "slippery when wet" tattoo on his 13" unit. Often seen working for drywall outfits, to make cash for his next adventure! If spoted, approch with caution.
Ah shit, snarflap has struck again! Their is blood and semin everywhere!
by drywall ninja August 13, 2010
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Snarfer

A Snarfer is a person who say they're really good at something, but in reality the opposite is true. Snarfers may also say that you suck at something, when really they suck.
Dude, you're a Snarfer!
by ottergirl33 October 27, 2014
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Snaffler

Someone who will screwover/steal from friends to enjoy his own person consumption of marijunana
"I bought a 50 bag off paddy the other day, but I only got 40 worth", "that Snaffler must have been scrouging on the bud"
by Snafflerino June 3, 2009
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snarfer

One (typically male) who sniffs a woman's bicycle seat.
Tom is such a snarfer.
by Rino February 25, 2003
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snargle

When a dog cuddles up to you, rubs its snout on your leg and makes silly snorting noises.
My dog Maggie is so cute! Look at her snargle !
by Alex511 January 13, 2009
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Snargle Flargle

Pouring soup into urine mixed with sperm then drinking it while watching 2 kids 1 sandbox and repeating what you see but much faster
by xXAND3RS0NXx October 20, 2010
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