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smugglers remorse

When you don't bring weed on an international flight for fear of drug sniffing dogs and you end up going through customs in 7 seconds and the only dog you see is Snoopy in a MetLife advertisement
Howie had smugglers remorse when he didn't bring weed travelling to Canada and his whole group was whisked through customs without even checking passports.
by TravelWithCare January 12, 2017
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Bunny Smuggler

A term used for an older man with puffy white chest hair bulging out of his button down shirt.
"That guy's nasty chest hair looks like he's hiding small white rabbits in his shirt."

"Bunny Smuggler."
by Peter Montgomery February 4, 2009
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fountain smuggler

A female who has liquid projectile orgasms.
Holy shit dude why are you all wet?

Oh it's just pussy juice. I was just with Pam, she's a real fountain smuggler!
by zzzaxx August 3, 2010
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basketball smuggler

Joey: "Man, that girl's got some huge tits!"
DeeDee: "I know man, she's a total basketball smuggler"
by Pablo Discobar September 3, 2013
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duck smuggler

A person that retains their shit until it is the size of a duck before shitting. Often requires a plumbing service to clear the sewer line. During the incubation period the person carrying said turd farts often sound like the Aflac Duck.
My god the duck smuggler Michael smells fowl! When is he going to hatch that weapon off ass destruction?
by Donny55001 May 20, 2018
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Muffin smuggler

A lesbian who can get a straight woman to cheat on her husband by sleeping with her.
Damn, Susan is a total muffin smuggler.
by Ohyeah225 December 9, 2019
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Van Horne Smuggler

An act of which bestows high honor among an individual. One person places their fecal matter into a small box and then hides said box in the luggage of the person top be honored. The person honored unknowingly takes the box with them on an international flight where the person who originally placed the fecal matter box will jump out and scream "smuggler". The pilot of the flight then comes out and performs anal on the person smuggling the turd and then the person must eat the turf in front of the audience and be honored.
Kevin loved the van horne smuggler.
by IBSGRB4588 March 9, 2019
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