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A scorbis, as seen in Project Renegade:Invasion is a 10 feet tall, alien with two pairs of red eyes, two horns and a slim figure. It also has a 10 metre tail with petruding spikes.
There are three types of Scorbi
No horns: Quick, Intelligent, Reproducers
Ram Horns: Buff, Not as Intelligent, extraordinary strength
Horned: All rounders and can speak human language.
A scorbis, as seen in Project Renegade:Invasion is a 10 feet tall, alien with two pairs of red eyes, two horns and a slim figure. It also has a 10 metre tail with petruding spikes.
There are three types of Scorbi
No horns: Quick, Intelligent, Reproducers
Ram Horns: Buff, Not as Intelligent, extraordinary strength
Horned: All rounders and can speak human language.
Ben: Oh no it has my leg, the scorbis has my leg!!!
Steve: An armaggedon of Scorbi just took down that building!
Steve: An armaggedon of Scorbi just took down that building!
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Jessica thought Ralph was going to deliver a clevland steamer, but to her surprise it was a San antonio smorgasboard
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Get the san antonio smorgasboard mug.A Smorchy Bear is a large but doisle creature that is astoundingly rare. Not much is nown about the reproductive habits of the Smorchy Bear but more is being learnt as the scientific community accels. The Smorchy Bear is said to enjoy the company of small children. One witness of the Smorchy Bear observed it performing a strange ritual with its hand whilst its back was turned. This is said by some to be the Smorchy Bear practising for mating so that the beast can be the best it can be when it does finally encounter a mate.
Prince Jeffery Alexander observed the offspring of a Smorchy Bear whilst out on his morning stroll. He relayed his encouted to his chum Sir Walter Adams. Sir Walter told Prince Jeffery of the rare nature and the unknown reproductive habits of the Smorchy Bear and he was positively astounded.
"I had no idea of the rarity of the creature I just saw. I appreciate your knowledge on the subject" said a wide eyed Prince Jeffery. After their deep conversaton they enjoyed a game of badminton which Sir Walter narrowly defeated the Prince. They then sat down and had a meal of beef and enjoyed themselves immensly
"I had no idea of the rarity of the creature I just saw. I appreciate your knowledge on the subject" said a wide eyed Prince Jeffery. After their deep conversaton they enjoyed a game of badminton which Sir Walter narrowly defeated the Prince. They then sat down and had a meal of beef and enjoyed themselves immensly
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