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smoating

"Hey are you going to Lake Pilsbury this weekend?"

"Yeah man! I plan on smoating on the lake all day looonnnggg!"
by funfettihouse May 31, 2009
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Shooting for a Hermie

A fool's errand. Repeatedly attempting to accomplish the impossible. Refers to the practice of gypsy folk in 13th Century Transylvania who kept having kids in their obsessive desire to have brats with both sets of junk.
Yo. Ain't no way the Trash Panda's going to hook up with T-Bone. That cat's just shooting for a hermie, and should just pack it the fuck in.
by JettFresh October 27, 2018
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Premature shooting

When you cum too soon only to see that your gf is disappointed and broke up with you.
Guy 1: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: When I was nailing her it was all fine until I had premature shooting and she was disappointed because I had a microshaft.
Guy 2: Take some Viagra.
by Urbanned September 8, 2015
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Slothing

Staying in bed or on the couch all day in pyjamas, sleeping and/or eating food
Sarah stayed home Slothing about.
by the_erlking June 11, 2013
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Banana Smoothie

Where man pushes a banana into a girls vagina as the she tihgtens to crush the banana. The man then has sex wiht the girl and blows. The girl then pous the nice smoothie into or onto the guys mouth.
I had the most refreshing banana smoothie yesterday.
by doho121 January 19, 2010
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Fetus Smoothie

Smoothie that tastes like fetus. Often served on the rocks or with a Bacardi Twist. Sometimes mistaken as an Abortion Slushy.
Hey Ted......Wutcha' Drinkin'??
Oh nothing...JUST A FETUS SMOOTHIE!!!!!
by FETUShappyHOUR969 December 16, 2008
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Pineapple Smoothie

The act of a dude blowing his load and immediately transitioning that final weak burst (that usually just dribbles out) into a continous stream of urination that you can't really control.
"Man it was so hot out that day, that bitch was just asking to get cooled off with a Pineapple Smoothie....boy did I give it to her!"
by Team Little Jerry Seinfeld September 1, 2009
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