Salami Smoothie

The act blending Spam, Salami, Baloney, and 15 year old Foreskin in a blend tech blender, then filling an uncircumcised penis with the substance and with a straw... sucking it out

I have never lived before I tried my first salami smoothie at that lemon party last night

by 69dingdonger May 8, 2019

Smoothie the coochie

Pouring a nice strawberry smoothie onto the rim of the labia and then proceeding to drink the smoothie off of the consenting individual.

“Hey are you going to drink that?”

“No, why?”

“My girl and I wanted to smoothie the coochie tonight and strawberry banana is our favorite.”

by I’dfuckme May 14, 2019

Billionaire Smoothie

The result of a martial arts fight between two billionaires if it were held in a carbon fiber tube on the bottom of the Atlantic instead of a Las Vegas octagon

The most shocking part of the undersea cage match was not who won, but that both were instantly transformed into a billionaire smoothie after the catastrophic structural failure of their uncertified submersible.

by DeathWaffle4432 June 28, 2023

velvet smoothie

When a girl with no teeth gives you head

I knew I was in for velvet smoothie when she took her teeth out

by Fortuna November 19, 2015

Clinktail smoothie

When you rip an orphans legs off blend them up and force him to drink it.

Damn you made a clinktail smoothie!

by Mr.crispy August 23, 2020

bathtub smoothie

A sex act involving 2 liters of semen and a bag of strawberries mixed together in a bathtub.

A vicious beating at a tournament throughout multiple rounds

That kid got a bathtub smoothie 6 rounds in a row.

I took my girl back to my place for a bathtub smoothie.

by RamahTrip November 11, 2013

Smoothie Poo

1) (n) Fecal matter with the consistency of a smoothie
2) (n) The after effects of Taco Bell or any other Fakesican fast food restaurant
3) (n) The possible after-effects of losing bowel control, due to too much anal sex
4) (n) An aquatic African
5) (n) Basically Carrot Top's face
6) (n) Definitely not an outdated meme LULZ
7) (v) The act of making a Smoothie Poo
8) (v) Very violent, uncontrollable bowel movement
9) (adj) Teh uber yumzorz!!!!!1!!!!!!1!!!!!!ONE!!!!!!11!!

-I just made a Smoothie Poo!
-I took a smoothie poo in your mother and gave her a UTI.
-I just came back from Taco Bell, so I'ma obliterate your toilet with a smoothie poo.
-Dammit don't sneak up on me! You just made me smoothie poop
-WHY IS YOUR SMOOTHIE POO GREEN!!
-This cake is Smoothie Poo.

by J-ZUS October 17, 2010