smokey tokey time

When the factors that be align in perfect harmony, to suggest the opportune moment to give thanks and praises to jah through burning of the ganj.

Phone Call:

Guy 1: Yo man, you done with class yet?

Guy 2: Yea...i just got out.

Guy 1: Word, meet me at my place in ten minutes then. It's smokey tokey time.....and bring a blunt.

smokey tokey time by mikemcspleefy February 29, 2008

smokey the nigger bear 

puts trash cans on fire.

the bathroom is on fire!!
smokey the nigger bear is the goat

smokey the nigger bear by smokeythabear September 20, 2017

smokey dokey 

The action of sticking the smoking end of a joint or cigarette(or even a cigar if you'd prefer) underneath a girl's ass, allowing the smoke to rise up her asshole.

I gave her a smokey dokey, then I got high off the smoke that came out of her asshole.

smokey dokey by D Payne October 10, 2008

smokey the bear 

A sexual position where a male
blows cigarette smoke into a
female's vagina, then has intercourse.
Afterwards, the female gives the male
oral sex, like she's smoking the cigarette.

Guy 1: You got that chick so drunk last night. What did u get her to do?
Guy 2: She was so wasted she gave me a smokey the bear!

smokey the bear by rytue3 April 25, 2009

smokey joe

When a girl is giving you head, you plug one of her nostrils and shove a bong/joint in the other and have her blow smoke all over your dick.

jenni was so out of it last night, i made her give me a smokey joe

smokey joe by Andy! November 18, 2006

Smokey Baloney Job 

Is the act of getting one's dick sucked while wrapped in Baloney or other lunch meat, just as the male reaches orgasm a smoldering cigarette is introduced to the meatus on the opening of the penis, sealing the penis shut and building up semen, which will make orgasm much more enjoyable . the step is then repeated with out the cigarette.

Lonely Man: How much for a SBJ.

Prostitute: Da fuck is that?

Lonely Man: You know a Smokey Baloney Job.

Prostitute: oh ok 50 bucks, but I got no Baloney.

Italian Butcher: It's fine you could buy some Prosciutto.

Smokey Baloney Job by mister4400 December 2, 2010

Smokey Dragon 

When you are having anal sex and you gape their asshole so you can blow a dank cloud from your vape into them.

Man I was banging this chick last night and I gave her the thickest Smokey Dragon!

Smokey Dragon by amchristo February 18, 2017