steam slurpie

exactly what you think it is.

Mark loves steam slurpies. I think he uses an app to find them

by JAIL_BLAZE November 6, 2017

Derpy Slurpy

When you are receiving oral pleasure from someone with a severe mental disability.

"Yo Dude! You know Sarah from the sped class? She gave me the craziest derpy slurpy!"

by DerpySlurpyEnjoyer December 27, 2024

Slurpy slobber

Performing an intense blowjob on a guy.

More than anything, Barry was known for his ability to slurpy slobber on other guys.

by James sweet love March 20, 2022

Slurpy face

The appearance of a guy or chick after going down on a girl during her menstrual period. Also known as clown face.

Example: "John ran out of juliet's room with a slurpy face!!!!"

by exploding cherry November 5, 2010

Semen Slurpy

a thick beverage enjoyed by women and the occational homosexual man. Not sold at 7-11, may be found outside for about 20 bucks.
also known as protein shake

She looked thirsty so i gave her a semen slurpy

by 12131415161 October 6, 2009

Slurpie

1. A frozen drink

2. One who is giving one oral sex.

John: Hey do you want to go grab a slurpie(1)?

Lindsey: looks down Got one. (2)

by Avaline Ford July 25, 2016

The Montana Slurpy

When someone is giving a male fellatio whilst singing Hannah Montana songs.

Example:
Dude: Babe, now do the montana slurpy
Girl: Fine Babe. *insert noises of a mixture between slurping dick and Hannah Montana's "Best of Both Worlds".

by Professor Timóteo April 4, 2020