Slurpy Bumhole

When ur dad puts it inside u without consent and u have to use a plunger to free urself from the anal pain

Omg dad that really hurt , now I’m gonna have to do a slurpy bumhole

by Hazzarooney June 19, 2021

Derpy Slurpy

When you are receiving oral pleasure from someone with a severe mental disability.

"Yo Dude! You know Sarah from the sped class? She gave me the craziest derpy slurpy!"

by DerpySlurpyEnjoyer December 27, 2024

Texas Slurpie

After a man perform the Alabama Hot Pocket another person will go down on and eat her out.

When Susan said desert is served, everyone knew it was Texas Slurpie time.

by EasyE August 27, 2022

steam slurpie

exactly what you think it is.

Mark loves steam slurpies. I think he uses an app to find them

by JAIL_BLAZE November 6, 2017

Slurpy Slime

blob.

slurpy slime.

by blob >:) April 13, 2023

Vanilla Slurpy

Noun. The jiz prize given to a woman to reward her for a good hummer.

"Hey honey, want a Vanilla Slurpy?"
"Okay, I guess it IS hummer week."

by Happy Diver September 14, 2011

slurpy purpy

A slurpy purpy is when you twist someone’s nips real hard then suck on there nuts. Before you suck on there nuts put em in ya butt

I gave my cousin a slurpy purpy last night

by Bum hole slasher May 3, 2018