shoffie

more sugar than coffie

man this coffie is fucking sweet what is it ,shoffie ?

by buba_da_shit December 17, 2009

Slowfarter

Pronounced Slow-fahtah

A person acting in a foolish manner and makes stupid decisions.

That SLOWFARTER just tried to cut me off when I was goin' 65!

by S'Cedes June 24, 2010

slofty

Sloft Definitions: 1) "The 5am brain that is trying to be profound, but makes funny typo's." 2) slow slothful and soft. 3) see youtube videos of baby infant sloths.

I.E. SLOFTED: "The sinking feeling you get when you wake up in an ice bath in Mexico, missing a kidney."

(alternative uses Slofty, Slofted)

Better to be slofthearted and hardheaded than hardhearted and softheaded.

"I NEED A DOCTOR FOR I HAVE BEEN SLOFTED!!"

Enjoy your slofty Sunday morning.

Sloft hearted and hardheaded.

by The slofty Miss O. July 28, 2011

Sluffalo

Noun: Halloween costume for great-looking women.

Derived from the words "slutty buffalo," because Seffalo ("sexy buffalo") sounded too much like a horrible infection. Costume consists of furry hat with horns, furry skirt, and furry leg warmers. Perfect for America themed Halloween parties because buffalo and sluttiness are very American.

Those sluffalo look like slutty buffalo!

I love Halloween because of all of the sluffalo running around.

That herd of sluffalo is HOT!

by Ween2011 October 13, 2011

soffe girl

A girl who enjoys the company of special operators. After a night of riding unicorns, she is given a pair of his Soffe shorts as a trophy. Most commonly sighted in Florida, where all operators pass through enroute to a lifetime of badassary

Bro, that cute airman at the clinic...she's definitely a soffe girl.

by Jimmy1309 January 7, 2014

scoffty

on the down low , sneakie shannonagins , tomfoolery

they are

off being scoffty

by one.luv.one.hrt.for. life December 28, 2014

Sloofy

A. When an item of clothing has gotten stretched out, is super comfy, Or your socks have lost elasticity and do not stay up and become baggy on your feet.

B. A feeling you have when you just want to lay around all day and do nothing productive, like binge watch TV.

Oh man I am so sloofy I just want to stay in jammies and watch TV all day in bed.

by Hollywoodkim October 25, 2018