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Scenester

An individual who partakes in 'myspace' trends, while obtaining mild obscurity fashion taste, and claiming to be unique, while hanging out with people that look exactly the same. Some modern day trends have de-evolutionized this idiocy to a new level and they are as follows:

br00tal names (i.e. HENRY HORROR, CHRIS CANNIBAL, DAVID MASSACRE)

tight pants; usually girl pants

slip-on shoes such as vans

the XS hoodie with a band that they don't even listen to but bought it at a show, cause it looked cool

posting on bulletins:
w4wing, pc4pc, s4s (whore 4 whore)(picture comment 4 picture comment) (sign 4 sign)
or some train called 'HORRIFIC PERFECTION' with pictures of people at their best angles.

Hello Kitty, Gloomy Bear, Diamonds, Bats paraphernalia

Covering your face with as much hair as possible (To make yourself look a lot more attractive than you already are)

Having Drop Dead and/or Bring Me The Horizon on your Top Friends.

Going to shows and gossiping about other scenesters.

Usually wearing black band shirts.

Making a gang and telling everyone to post it on their myspace.
Hector Horrid - Chris Contagious is soooo popular he has 4782462 friends.

Amanda Anesthetic - AND HE'S ON AP|VIP|DS|NP|OK!!!

Hector Horrid - He's a way better scenester than me. =
by AlexanderEMPIRE January 9, 2008
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Scenester

An ex-scene kid who believes that they have grown up because they cut their hair, began wearing black, thick-framed glasses, and replaced their band tees with sweaters, but still dons the same beliefs, personality, and taste in music as before. A trend from 2012-2013 that is still currently ongoing. Scenesters are physically very close to the look of the "Hipster", but do not tend to have a hipster outlook on trends, music, etc.
Girl: My gosh, my ex cut off all his hair the other day claiming that scene kids are dead and it's time to grow up.
Friend: Oh my god, no way.

Girl: Little did he know I caught him listening to Blood on the Dance Floor the other day.

Friend: NO WAY!? What a scenester!
Girl: Yeah, you can change a scene kids clothes, but you can't change the scene kid.
by The_Brimmy June 12, 2013
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SceneStep

SceneStep is a modern day spin-off genre of DubStep. To create a SceneStep song, basic principles of DubStep are taken and mixed in with an up-beat candy-kid aspect to them, thus bringing the music's audience to a stereotypical level of children from the 'Scene' and 'Emo' genre's. The SceneStep audience often frowns upon the connoisseurs of earlier DubStep tracks and mixes due to a small amount of hipster in their styles perspective.
Skrillex DatSik Doctor P Rusko etc. are all examples of Scenestep
by Morgan Shea February 10, 2012
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semester boyfriend

A male whom is a temporary replacement for a male role for only a semesters length in a girls life. Needs certain attributes in order to keep the fling going and exciting. No strings attached unless otherwise clarified. it has to be very clear that the girl is using him for a placeholder until she finds Mr. right.
Kate: I'm hanging out with Kevin, and hes a lot of fun but i dont want anything serious so im going to make him my semester boyfriend.
Maria: Thats what i did last semester, works out for the best.
by c00kkkies February 19, 2012
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semesterentia

A serious decline in mental ability due to the end of the semester in college.
I was unable to remember every day common words in May due to semesterentia.
by snderhella April 24, 2017
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Slyvester

He is the best boyfriend you’ll ever get!

He is loyal , kind, caring and super friendly.
He will keep u under his armpit till u die🥰🥰🥰
Human1:Wow who’s the handsome guy?
Human2:He must Slyvester 🥶
by daisy40 November 24, 2021
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selvester

a cat that can talk also steve cashes pet who is addicted to catnip
steve: SELVESTER
selvester: WHAT
steve: WHY IS THERE A TORN UP BAG OF CATNIP
by Forest337 February 5, 2022
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