Door Slapped

The situation in which a person squeezes through a door before it closes instead of pushing it open for you.

*Lady walks in through door*

Meanwhile...
*Other Lady speed walks in without pushing it open*
Me: WTF that hoe just door slapped me

by DE1337ME December 6, 2009

Twingo Slapping

A game in which you beat one of your friends if you see a Renault Twingo! and if it's a yellow one you beat him twice!!!

Your friend: why did you beat me?
You: I saw a Twingo
your friend: ooh! Twingo slapping

by T-struction June 19, 2011

fish slapped

Being slapped during intercoarse by a girl; after she has rubbed herself into a frensy.

Mate, I had so much to drink that I nearly fell asleep as she was riding me; that was until she fish slapped me. I wasn't sure if it was the slap or the stench that woke me up!

by incinerator May 30, 2012

Norwegian Donk Slapper

Generally used as a sex move where the penis is so inflamed it can be used as a meat mallet, to excessively pound ones anus.

Alex- "Did you see sara get taken out with the Norwegian Donk Slapper?"
Chris- "No, I bet it was gross..."
Alex- "Dude, as soon as he slapped her donk his dream cream blew across the room! It was epic!"
Chris- "I wish I was there.."

by Bailmom November 6, 2011

slapping the salami

yanking your chicken, choking the chicken. masturbating.. for a man.. yankin the wanker

He slaps the salami before a big date..

by carol April 4, 2004

slaphappy

due to extreme tiredness one becomes giddy with uncontrollable laughter, also described as naturally high

Jenkins:"Hey Bob! guess what?"
Bob: "What?"
Jenkins:"Fruit Loops!"
Bob:ahahahahahahaha!*laughs uncontrollably*
Jenkins:"Dude you're so slaphappy"

by sami and syd July 2, 2006

Booth Slapper

Basically what a booth babe turns into while you're at other tradeshows. Much in evidence due to the poor economy.

She's been divorced at least once; smokes; has a peeling tan; hugs every man she gets close to and the perfect specimen has both a stupid name (or a good name spelled oddly) and a job title that is actually one step up from receptionist if you look at it too closely enough.

Salesguy: "Hey, meet Janneene. She's our Director of Marcom Integration."
You: "Behind the booth slapper?!"

by Uncle Des July 18, 2009