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Size Queening
When a woman (or man) submits to their partner using several toys or body parts of increasing size for increased stimulation and pleasure.
I love Size Queening when you start with your fingers, move to toys, then use your dick before stretching me out with a giant dildo.
Size Queening by max the explorer January 26, 2026
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Size queen
Originally created by gay men, referring to a gay man who has sex strictly with only well endowed partners.
Currently, Size queen is a very popular term used to describe a woman in the same way. It’s not that she prefers big cock, but she requires a massive dick on any man she will fuck.
Oftentimes she will be dismissive towards small to average sized men; even above average sized men. Size is an absolute must for her.
Oftentimes may have a cuckold boyfriend or husband, and will humiliate him while glorifying the superiority of her very well hung partners.
This term and the practice of exclusively sucking and fucking huge cocks is rapidly growing in popularity. Ofc there is no way to truly determine this, but many experts in this area believe it’s growing exponentially!
Currently, Size queen is a very popular term used to describe a woman in the same way. It’s not that she prefers big cock, but she requires a massive dick on any man she will fuck.
Oftentimes she will be dismissive towards small to average sized men; even above average sized men. Size is an absolute must for her.
Oftentimes may have a cuckold boyfriend or husband, and will humiliate him while glorifying the superiority of her very well hung partners.
This term and the practice of exclusively sucking and fucking huge cocks is rapidly growing in popularity. Ofc there is no way to truly determine this, but many experts in this area believe it’s growing exponentially!
“Oh sweetheart, that’s a cute lil 7 inch dicky ya got there…Maybe you’ve gotten lucky with some past girlfriends, but I’m a size queen, a real size queen! You need 10 inches minimum for me to even consider….oh and ya gotta be thick as my wrist, and hard as a diamond!”
Size queen by Bobby serves all women March 3, 2026
Dysfunctional family size
A level of measurement, in this case it denotes one 1.75 L bottle of hard alcohol.
You're guaranteed to find at least one of these hidden in every white, suburban pantry. Their main purpose is to sedate soccer moms and allow their underage kids to get shit housed and try to play tennis with the cat.
You're guaranteed to find at least one of these hidden in every white, suburban pantry. Their main purpose is to sedate soccer moms and allow their underage kids to get shit housed and try to play tennis with the cat.
Man, last night was boring as hell until Mark found his mom's dysfunctional family sized bottle of Cuervo. Next thing I know we turned his living room into a slip n' slide and Ashley puked in the china cabinet.
Dysfunctional family size by Elwood Lane November 4, 2012
of size
The euphemism for a large or obese person. Soon to be adopted by airlines who have to be careful not to overfill their flights.
of size by Moggraider February 19, 2010
Adjusted Penis Size
From the SouthPark episode TMI. According to Randy Marsh, you can calculate your Adjusted Penis Size (or TMI) with the following formula:
((L*D)+(W/G))/(A^2)
Length times Diameter plus Weight over Girth divided by Angle of the tip squared
((L*D)+(W/G))/(A^2)
Length times Diameter plus Weight over Girth divided by Angle of the tip squared
Randy Marsh has a penis that is 4.4 inches in length. Its angle is 32 degrees. It's flaccid girth is 1 inch in diameter. His balls are 7 cm from the base. Randy notes that the drift of his penis is 4 cm to penis right and its dead weight is 4.5 Kg. Therefore, Randy's adjusted penis size is 6.3 inches.
Adjusted Penis Size by Ingrid Cole June 21, 2011
Burrito Size Queen
Phrase used to describe a person who goes to chipotle and complains their burrito isn’t big enough and as such is a Burrito Size Queen (BSQ). Definition similar to “Size Queen” but for Burritos, “BSQ” for short.
This person typically asks for more of every ingredient until they need to double wrap it. Frequently heard in line saying, you call that double meat, I’m gonna need more than that to feel satisfied.
This person typically asks for more of every ingredient until they need to double wrap it. Frequently heard in line saying, you call that double meat, I’m gonna need more than that to feel satisfied.
Customer: Can I have some extra meat I’m a bit of a Burrito Size Queen.
Customer to friend: I feel like such a Burrito Size Queen when I have to ask for more meat at chipotle, it’s just hard to tell what your getting depending upon who’s working.
Employees: Man did you see that guy total Burrito Size Queen asked for so much I had to double wrap it.
Customer to friend: I feel like such a Burrito Size Queen when I have to ask for more meat at chipotle, it’s just hard to tell what your getting depending upon who’s working.
Employees: Man did you see that guy total Burrito Size Queen asked for so much I had to double wrap it.
Burrito Size Queen by DudeBro1979 May 26, 2020