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Shreeded

When you own someone so hard he wants to kill himself, it is commonly used in video games but can also be used in real life.
"Lol git gud you suck xd"
"I just shreeded ye in a 1v1 fam"
*Leaves Skype and commits suicide*
by SimonPl0x October 19, 2016
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jersey speed bump

a jersey speed bump is a pedestrian who is not paying attention J-walking while you are driving causing you not to notice them and eventually hitting them., It can also be used for someone taking too damn long to cross the street.
You're driving in your car with a buddy, all of a sudden you hear a loud noise and feel a huge bump., When your buddy asks "what the hell was that?", you can simply reply "Oh, just another Jersey Speed Bump."
by martian87 January 25, 2010
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Speed Nazi

An overzelous cop with a radar gun. Can often found right at the edge of school or playground zones.
Better slow down, there's a speed nazi.
by Canadamus_Prime September 26, 2005
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speed hack

A cheat used in the game that increases your movement/firing speed drastically, to the point of where it is impossible to kill you.

Generally seen in Counterstrike, Halo 2, and other popular FPS games.
WTF!? That dude is using speed hacks he's already across the map and the game just started!
by SideShowMel0329 November 7, 2006
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Seattle speedball

Coffee and a bong-toke
I like to start my day with the sports page and a Seattle speedball, see how Ichiro's hitting.
by Hiro Yamamoto June 28, 2005
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speedcubist

A person that can solve the Rubik's Cube rediculously fast and deeply understands the profound methodologies involved.
We speedcubist are an elite group of puzzlist.
by Doug Lee December 9, 2003
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Speed Fluctuator

A person who continuously changes the speed at which they drive regardless of the speed limit.
An example of a speed fluctuator would be someone driving on a 55 mph highway fluctuating their speed between 50 and 60 mph. This very annoying behavior makes it impossible for the poor person stuck behind them to use their cruise control.
by Daren Hathaway January 12, 2008
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