shorter

Term used in political blogs to introduce a humorous, usually exaggerated summary of somebody else's opinion, arguments or statements.

Shorter Bush: "Either re-elect me, or you're a terrorist."

by Dr. Momentum May 23, 2004

Pea shooter

a small caliber gun. i.e. a .22

"we went over to my pad and tried to shoot some birds with the pea shooter."

by N8 Tha Bo$$ November 14, 2007

clam shooter

Quite simply, a penis.

Woah bitch, I'm gon' spray yo' face with muh clam shootah!

by FactRzerO November 7, 2003

Spike Shooter

An energy drink manufactured in Colorado (ironically, it has also been banned by a Colorado high school after some dumbasses drank too much and got sick) that contains approximately 300 mg of caffeine per 8.4 ounce can(about the same as 3 cups of coffee). It is sold in Colorado and Northern California.
The warning label states that you shouldn't drink if you're "under the age of 16, elderly, pregnant, or using it with any weight-loss supplements or OTC drugs used for the treatment of high blood pressure or asthma."
Users are highly recommended to drink only half of a can at first to determine your tolerance level to the drink, and to only drink one can per day.

One can of Mountain Dew contains about one fifth of the amount of caffeine as a Spike Shooter. No, I'm not kidding.

by Honkey McWhiteyson June 17, 2007

Grape fruit shooter

A ridiculously large muffler that dipshits use to replace the stock muffler on ugly little imports. Usually sounds like a leaf blower.

"Real slick tim, now your car sounds like an asshole and is still slow"

by Sam February 27, 2004

Shotter's Nation

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by Andy McD November 26, 2007

shouted

New Zealand/Australian term. Past tense of shout. Meaning to have bought something for someone else with no gain to oneself (expect the expectation that they'll do the same for you sometime in the future).

I went out on the town with my friend Dave. He had no money so I shouted him a few beers.

or

I shouted a keg to celebrate my promotion and invited all my friends.

by dodgyjanet December 17, 2004