Shmater

Kaelyn & Martin only

We’re just shmaters in a shmater world. The only shmaters who ever shmatered.

by Shmater August 3, 2018

Shmuck Lyfe

Term to refer to a group of absolute virginss who r actually pretty fucking cool

When asking someone about the shmucks you have to know somone called jake, tristan, anya, sas and martha

Person1: “hey, billy are the shmuck lyfes coming
Billy: ye probs but jakes already at mine so he definitely

Person1: ok ill be there soon

by Shmuckboy12 December 24, 2019

shmuck

A German word originally spelled "Schmuck". The exact translation is "Jewelry". European jews used it to describe male genitals (from obvious reasons). Later on it was used to describe idiots and people they didn't like (just like the english word "prick").

"You shmuck, look what you did..."

"Look at the size of this shmuck"

by Reistlin April 13, 2005

Shmite

Verb/Adj. - The act of smoking/ being high from marijuana.

Last night was sick, got soo shmite! OR I had one shmite-cookie yesterday and was trippin for 8 hours.

by shmitehead July 6, 2010

schmutzing

To make an audible annoying noise when eating/chewing.

"Will you stop schmutzing everyone can hear you!"

by Tahlia Schueren August 31, 2006

Schmutzwurst

A german word, literally means "Dirt-Sausage".

German:
Hey Peter du alte Schmutzwurst!
English:
Hey Peter you old Schmutzwurst!

by Kermit213 January 5, 2010

Shmit

Shmit/Shmittie :A specimen of the female sex that is in a higher class of looks than the average girl. A Shmit can usually be seen staring at you in a manor that says "I want to perform falacio on you." Shmits can also be seen wearing Uggs,leggings and/or other Shmit attire. In lamens terms, a Shmit is a hot girl who looks like a good fuck.

I can't have any grenades tonight bro, I need some grade A shmits!

by hapoeltelaviv November 8, 2010