A shmoigle is a bear that is extremely crippled and eats a gallon of fungus everyone hour. This bear is normally depressed but if you get to know it it will get freaky
Person1: Hey did you see that shmoigle?
Person 2: Yah it was so CRIPPLED
Person1:It ate so much fungus
Person 2: Yah it was so CRIPPLED
Person1:It ate so much fungus
by friedchickenteehee October 27, 2019
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Terry: I think my tire is low the sensor is on...
Me: Alright which side?
Terry: I think its the front left..
"Proceeds to check all tires and it was back left tire"
Me: Alright lets go fill it up
"leaves work to go to gas station and as we are pulling in terry pulls straight into spot instead of backing in...
Me: yo how are you suppose to fill the back tire up if the hose cant reach the damn tire?
"terry proceeds to not move and I have to direction the kid to back his truck in and fill up the damn tire"
Me: fucking shmooley
Terry: I think my tire is low the sensor is on...
Me: Alright which side?
Terry: I think its the front left..
"Proceeds to check all tires and it was back left tire"
Me: Alright lets go fill it up
"leaves work to go to gas station and as we are pulling in terry pulls straight into spot instead of backing in...
Me: yo how are you suppose to fill the back tire up if the hose cant reach the damn tire?
"terry proceeds to not move and I have to direction the kid to back his truck in and fill up the damn tire"
Me: fucking shmooley
by chicken 2 September 22, 2020
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