shmanked

Shmanked

/sh-MANQt/

Adjective
To be unreasonably entoxicated. Effected to the point of nonsensical delirium.

"Devon was so shmanked he pied on the table!"

by meowdaddy September 14, 2020

Shingled

When you slap a girls butt extra hard.

*SLAP*
Guy: Hey girl you've been shingled with my shangler. Now call me your Shanglosaurus Rex.

by theseacowoftemple15 September 28, 2020

shmagged

When you are inadvertently smeared with an unwanted substance on any part of your body

Shit I just shmagged myself with the grease gun.

Don't let that greasy baby shmagg you with her dirty hands.

That stripper sure is a shmaggly one. Wouldn't want to get shmagged by her.

by Lazrd June 3, 2021

Shingled

When you give your friends a sizable amount of money to put a new roof on their house as an act of generosity and kindness because you felt sorry for them only to find out later that they blocked you on social media for no good reason whatsoever.

I gave my gave my once good friends a lot of dough for a roof and the thanks I received was they shingled me in return, blocking me on social media and ignoring me from that point on.

by moozto March 9, 2022

shcingled

When someone does something cringe and makes it your problem.
(this is plural)

"Cant believe she farted aloud in class and blamed it on you giving her chicken earlier"
"I know, she totally shcingled me"

by Boppile March 22, 2022

shmaglecky

Some shit you get on your shoe you cant explain

I came inside the house with some shmaglecky

by Buttcheek sanich defs. February 24, 2022

Shmagged

The act of one being completely fucked up. Drunk, high or otherwise.

1. You’re so shmagged bro
2. I’m shmagged outta my mind

by ShmaggedOG February 27, 2022