Shitnooze

(Verb) Shit + Snooze
When you poop so hard that you fall asleep to recover from the pain.

Guy 1: “Why were you in the bathroom for so long?”
Guy 2: “Sorry, I had to Shitnooze because of all that P.F. Chang’s from yesterday.”

by MySchoolAccount April 27, 2021

Shitnuts

when something is particularly bad.

Friend 1: Aw shit man i lost my car keys!

Friend 2: Damn bro, that’s pretty shitnuts

Friend 1: Aw shit man i lost my car keys!

Friend 2: Damn bro, that’s pretty shitnuts

by CEO of ant molestation February 7, 2022

Shitiot

A person who is such an idiot that their brain is equivalent to shit.

Bro, he fucked up bad... what a shitiot.

by samply May 25, 2022

shitnet

Shitnet is defined as internet with bad quality or low download or upload speeds at a rate at which the internet or other services become unusable or slow.

The speed that is considered shitnet is lower that 1MB/s upload or download

Also see: shitternet, assnet crapnet

Guy 1: Hey, wanna play Minecraft on your Xbox?
Guy 2: My shitnet is being shit, so no, thank you though.

by oofman420xd May 31, 2022

Shitnuts

Shitnuts is the act of a man inserting his testicles into his partner's anus, specifically a dirty one. When the scrotum comes out, it should be covered in shit.

Greg: Man, I heard you tried shitnuts with Bianca last night
Tom: Yeah, so what? I like the creamy feeling.
Greg: Tom, that's absolutely foul.

by Dumbuss Cargleuss June 9, 2022

Shitiot

A bad person who is unintelligent.

My boss is a real shitiot.

by Hundy July 1, 2022

shitno

the meme version of hypno i think

"oh fuck is that shitno"

by therealathazagoraphobia October 28, 2022