thats what she said

boy: my toe is hanging out of my shoe
boy #2 well put it back in
boy: thats what she said

by Shadow the demonslayer October 17, 2007

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Thats what she said

Something dirty that a female might say during sex

Example 1: after larry let the pizza lay out and it became stale.

billy: arrrgh its so hard

Johnny: Thats what she said

Example 2: Joe and Trenton were eating ice cream.

Joe: mmmmm this tastes sooo good

Trenton: Thats what she said

Example 3: Jack and Nick Were at a party last night.

Jack: last night was the best, it was so fun.

Nick: thats what she said

Example 4: Adam and Tyler were waiting in a line that was hardly moving at all.

Tyler: FASTER!!!!

Adam: Thats what she said

by Epic Trenton August 03, 2011

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that's what she said to you

Similar to "that's what she said", but used as a put down instead of a build up. Can also be used with a name.

"To You" ie
David: Why does that have to be so tiny!
Cooper: That's what she said to you!

"Name" ie
Cooper: You're never going to be able to hit this hole.
Sean: That's what she said to Issac
Issac: F**k you!

by thethoughtofyou February 19, 2009

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that's what she didn't say

A phrase that signifies that a person's prior remark could have been interpreted sexually while also insulting the (presumably male) speaker. Means that no woman would ever say such a thing about that person because it would be blatantly untrue. If the target of the comment is female, the related saying that's what he didn't say should be used.

Tim: "Hey man, check out big-ass bag of weed I scored from Sampson. Let's blaze this shit up."
Dave: "Wow, I've never seen one that big!"
Tim: "That's what she didn't say!"
Dave: "Ah, you got me there. I guess everyone knows I have a 3-inch penis."
Tim: "Well, I was just joking, but they do now!"

by Nicholas D June 14, 2012

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thats what she said

A comment that turns a non sexual comment into a sexual phrase.

*In context with homework*
"Tomorro i'll make it hard!" -Teacher
"No sir, don't make it hard!" -Class
"No I will, hard is good!" -Teacher
"No sir, not hard! Big is good!" -Class

"That's what she said!"-Cool guy at the back

-"I don't want to get my juices all over your bench."
-"That's what she said!"

-"Lets see if we can get it to squirt into an arch into your mouth!"
-"That's what she said!!"

-"Im pregnant..."
-"That's what she said... Oh... Crap..."

More at http://www.thatswhatshesaid.co.nz/

*In context with homework*
"Tomorro i'll make it hard!" -Teacher
"No sir, don't make it hard!" -Class
"No I will, hard is good!" -Teacher
"No sir, not hard! Big is good!" -Class

"Thats what she said!"-Cool guy at the back

-"I don't want to get my juices all over your bench."
-"Thats what she said!"

-"Lets see if we can get it to squirt into an arch into your mouth!"
-"Thats what she said!!"

-"Im pregnant..."
-"Thats what she said... Oh... Crap..."

More at http://www.thatswhatshesaid.co.nz/

by Thats wht she said March 05, 2009

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