Shaver

A meat-headed jock that has done sooo many steroids that it made his penis miniscule. He thinks he's hot, but reality hasn't hit him yet. Cat shit covered in sand looks better than he ever will. He thinks he's good at football but all he's really good at is warming the left bench, for all of the other good-looking football players.

Christopher Shaver

by VaJJMcBadass June 10, 2011

Shavering

A combination of shaving and showering at the same time.

Yea I woke up late and just finished shavering when Louie called me.

by S.Strauber May 28, 2010

Shakers

Ultra-premium vodka produced in Minnesota. The standard version is made from wheat and is smooth tasting with a hint of vanilla; there are also rye (spicier finish) and rose-flavored (avoid it) versions available. Bottle is reminiscent of a classic martini shaker with a penguin on it. Step up from Grey Goose, Belvedere, and Schmirnoff, and not imported!

I'll have a dry Shakers martini, up, with two bleu cheese olives.

by Huskers95 July 24, 2008

Ass Shaver

To Shave your ass

I bought an ass shaver to get those hard to reach butt hairs!

by poo June 17, 2004

Shivers

The feeling you get when two men kiss.

Lance Bass gives me the shivers!

by Guy man dude February 4, 2009

The Screen Savers

Tech TV show for people who would never pass as techies.

They teach idiots how to cut and paste. Sometimes, they tell you how to do something wild, like change your video card . . . then forget to mention voltages.

Then, they encourage the stupid to try bigger things themselves, thus drumming up business for computer shops.

TechTV is for people who can't handle a soldering iron.

I was watching The Screen Savers, and they showed me how to attached multiple JPEGs.

by Huhk February 19, 2004

Shavesque

To have one's head shaved in the style of Britney.

"That is a very shavesque haircut, Mary"

by Megacide April 22, 2007