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sesh wizard 

Sesh wizards are essentially Gods of sessions. They have progressed from passing round a single joint to taking stronger drugs such as heroin, and are always looking to rope in some unknowing people further down the sesh hierarchy into their illegal business. They are usually the leaders of the session as they are so experienced, sometimes abandoning parts of their life to further their addiction.

We don't say they're junkies, but they really are.
Person 1- Dude, there's a group of junkies taking heroin behind that dumpster!
Person 2- Don't call them that, they prefer to be called sesh wizards.
sesh wizard by Communizm April 4, 2017
Related Words

Sesh Wife 

A girl pal you fake marry when you're on the sesh because you're having such a belter of a time and you want to sesh together forever.
"Lauren is my sesh wife, we always have a great craic"
Sesh Wife by Seshwife1000 July 3, 2018

Sesh Bois 

A group of fine young men who drink cans, bucky and kiss so many girls. They are also very funny
Man 1: Dude, are you one of the sesh bois?
Sesh Boi: Yes
Sesh Bois by SpagSupreme July 7, 2020

Sesh Boi 

An individual whose purpose in life constitues that of constant sesh and is a member of a larger organisation referred to as the Sesh Bois
Person 1: who's that dude with cans and bucky?
Person 2: don't you know, he's a sesh boi
Sesh Boi by SpagSupreme July 7, 2020

Sesh mouth

The morning after a big sesh and your mouth feels like one big blister when you try to eat :(
Bro the sesh mouth is hitting hard this morning couldn't even manage a bite
Sesh mouth by 1738.1996 July 30, 2017

Sesh spot 

Sesh spot
Where u go get pissed with your mates and meet birds and u burn random shit on the fire and get fucking smashed from cheap booze
Sesh spot- the place you get drunk with your pals
Sesh spot by anonymous January 10, 2021