scottish blowjob

A Scottish Blowjob.... or a "Wet Willie", is when a Kilted warrior goes down to the deep depths of his beloved expecting a Minge.... when in reality when they get there, they are met by a monster.

Awk ay wee laddie, so i was in bangkok the other weekend and decided to go down on some fair maiden... low and behold when i got down there i was met by nessie the fucking lochness monster, one could say, i gave him a scottish blowjob.

by Cuckzy August 18, 2017

scottish job

The act of another man licking another mans ear; either with the intention to define sexual orientation or with the intention to become friends

I got in a fight at the bar because I tried a Scottish job on another man.

by Erin.mls February 29, 2020

T Scotting

(verb.)
When one pulls an extreme amount of bitches.
This also includes getting money.

Bob: Hey bro I was just T Scotting
Mike: Damn bih you must have pulled mad bitches
Bob: hell yeah

by asereht5 December 11, 2013

scrotii

1. (n.) The plural form of scrotum.
2. (n.) Numerous hairy skin patches below the porksword

That group of mexican gangsters over there is just a bunch of scrotii.

by Zack H. (pro TDer) May 17, 2004

scottish missile

when you dont have sex for a long time and you finally do, your bust is so powerful that it blows the chick away from you.

i scottish missiled her last night

by bob family November 26, 2004

Scottie

A good friend that many long to have. This is friend who usually suffers from depression, and is accustomed to heart-break. A Scottie is somebody you shouldn't take for granted, and you should let him know often how much he means to you. This is somebody that will lie for you, die for you, do ANYTHING for you...especially if they like you. This is somebody who falls in love easily....but tries not to show it--at least at first. He likes late-night calls with girl friends, and has many good friends he couldnt live without. If any good friends that he was close to move away, he usually thinks of them EVERYDAY. This is somebody who, if you dont show that he is appreciated, will leave. Finally, when he gets hurt he tries not to show it....but it scars and he never heals. He NEEDS people, but is not a very social person.

To a depressed friend: "Dude! Cheer up! Stop being such a Scottie, geez!"

Girl to Boyfriend: "Awwwwww your such a Scottie :)"

From good friend: "Thanks for being there for me, Scottie!" :)

by friend_of_scottie May 1, 2011

Scottish

Brother God to Irish! Scots and the Irish kick all ass and if you have a problem with that fuck off!

No example needed, if you need one...Fuck you.

by Gabriel March 21, 2005