scrotting

The mental state of brain decay caused by endlessly scrolling through low-quality, mind-numbing content on your phone or social media.
A blend of scrolling + rotten.

It describes that zombie-like feeling when you've been online for too long and your thoughts are mush.

📱 "Bro, I’ve been scrotting on Instagram for two hours. I can’t feel my brain anymore."
🧠 "Another night of scrotting instead of sleeping. No regrets. Kind of."
🪦 "You’re not relaxing, you’re scrotting. There’s a difference."

by qeimada September 9, 2025

cooter scootin

Driving around looking for women

Hey Ralph what are going on tonight? "Doing a little cooter scootin."

by goiterbomber April 13, 2014

Butt scooting

"When a K9 wipes their anus on the carpet in a rapid motion to relieve an itch"

When someone "drags their ass" as in taking a long time to complete a task, also known as "milking it".

Jesus, you are really butt scooting today aren't you???

by Superrod29 April 26, 2016

Crunk scootin'

When you're riding a scooter while drinking malt liquor (i.e. getting crunk)

"Dude did you see Dale last night? He took his little sisters scooter and started crunk scootin'!"

by Buffufflo September 7, 2016

Coon Scootin'

Human Trafficking of Black People in Arkansas

Man I went coon scootin' in my Duramax last night with Shantiqua.

by Zach Simbug May 27, 2018

coon scootin'

Trafficking of Black People

We went coon scootin' last night and made a few bucks to buy some cigarettes.

by Zach Simbug June 9, 2018

hootin' scootin'

dancing line dancing 70's music choreography flashmob boogy

This weekend was great; we went hootin' scootin' down at the local bar!

OR

Friend 1: "What song were you guys hootin' scootin' to last night?
Friend 2: "Why, Stayin' Alive by the BeeGee's, of course!"

by liz.t July 16, 2018