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Homer Simpson

The pioneer of spontaneous and stupid humor, known for such amazing buisnesses as Mr. Plow and CompuGlobalHyperMegaNet. Worshiped by many and responsible for happiness the world over.
by Bo Diddly August 27, 2004
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Bart Simpson's Guide to Life

The greatest book of all time. The only piece of printed media you will ever need to read.
We should start a religion and make Bart Simpson's Guide to Life our holy book.
by centaur_star October 19, 2009
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Ashlee Simpson (to pull an)

To pull an Ashlee Simpson:

1. To make a fool of yourself by getting caught doing a deceptive or untruthful act (such as lip syncing) and blame it on external circumstances such as acid reflux disease, a drummers timing pressing a button, track performance order etc. To pull a genuine Ashlee Simpson one must "do a hoedown" (or some similar bizarre and out of place act) once caught.
1. That dumb bitch just pulled an Ashlee Simpson!

Ashlee Simpson (to pull an)
by Vladimir Poontang October 16, 2007
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The Simpsons

the funniest ones (I think) are the one where Homer keeps that rotten sandwich/sub and it turns different colors, the one where Homer keeps screaming because of a childhood memory(finding a corpse in the river)theres alot of funny ones too many to name
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homer simpson

mmmmmm... forbidden dohnuts

I am evil homer, I am evil homer
by number 1 haggis by the way March 31, 2005
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Simpsons

A really funny cartoon with a fat and stupid, but really cool father (Homer,) Marge is the mother with blue hair and the hairstyle looks like the bride of Frankenstein, and three funny kids with spikey hair. (Bart, Lisa and Maggie.)
The Simpsons have been on the air for almost 17 years.
by Stacy February 21, 2004
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Amber Heard simps

Group of simps who fawns on a female domestic abuser named Amber Heard who faked her bruises to claim abuse when all evidence points to the opposite. Not to mention it turns out she lied about donating her divorce settlement money when she actually spend them on herself afterward as well as the fact that there was even a fucking audio recording of her threatening Johnny Depp.

Not only that, if you call them out and tell them of the evidence against their "goddess", they'll move the goalpost and project just to maintain their narrative and image of Amber Heard's innocence.
Make no mistake, Johnny Depp is no saint and he has to be a simp for even staying with her for as long as he had but the Amber Heard simps are so unbelievable they make you lose faith in humanity as a whole.
by Idiot-Finder2 April 12, 2021
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