Dirty Schultz

Sticking your finger in your girlfriend's ass, and wiping the residue on your own upper lip.

Same thing as a Dirty Sanchez, but instead of giving your female partner the shitstache, you give it to yourself.

Tom was about to give Carla a Dirty Sanchez, but go so caught up in the moment, it quickly became a Dirty Schultz instead.

by Cowboymac12 December 7, 2007

Schultz

to shit your pants.

Brett totally schultzed his pants in a fast food parking lot on halloween. ewww.

by rdfyerytrw January 23, 2010

Shuster

To screw up royally; choking when the chips are down.

The U.S. Curling Team had a chance to win the match; however, their skip Shustered the hammer.

by BlainetheTrain February 18, 2010

Juju Smith Schuster

Corvette Corvette that’s the only thing I know how to do.

Juju Smith Schuster stop doing TickTock

by 123 ABC treat February 17, 2021

shuster

Fucking up something so easy your grandmother who's been dead for four years could do it.

He had that win in the bag, but he shustered that last throw and his team lost.

by The Amazing Choker February 18, 2010

schupting

a term for HOTT STEAMY SEX

Marcus schupted Brittani last night in her parents bedroom.

by Brittani McCormack July 9, 2004

Schustered

to advance without consent

wow he just SCHUSTERED me and I felt violated

by Ms.Possible November 8, 2018