-Girl: Take your pants off!
-Guy: Sorry babe, the test results aren't in yet. I got schrödinger's herpes.
-Guy: Sorry babe, the test results aren't in yet. I got schrödinger's herpes.
by POW POW POW September 1, 2012
Get the schrödinger's herpesmug. Gay or not gay? If you go glory-holing, and enjoy the experience, how do you know how gay you are?
In science, there's a thought experiment called Schrödinger's Cat, where a cat is in a box with a setup of deadly poison that's 50% likely to be leaked. Without being able to test the box, you don't know if the cat is alive or dead. Although the cat can only be alive or dead, the odds are that the cat is 50% alive.
Since there's a 50% chance that there's a man on the other side of the glory-holing wall (probably really 95% that there's a gay guy, but let's say 50%), you now have a 50% chance of being gay. Does that change your enjoyment of the experience? Maybe Eddie Murphy could help elaborate.
In science, there's a thought experiment called Schrödinger's Cat, where a cat is in a box with a setup of deadly poison that's 50% likely to be leaked. Without being able to test the box, you don't know if the cat is alive or dead. Although the cat can only be alive or dead, the odds are that the cat is 50% alive.
Since there's a 50% chance that there's a man on the other side of the glory-holing wall (probably really 95% that there's a gay guy, but let's say 50%), you now have a 50% chance of being gay. Does that change your enjoyment of the experience? Maybe Eddie Murphy could help elaborate.
You went glory-holing this weekend? According to the theory of Schrödinger's Pussy, you're now half gay. Does this mean that you're going to manscape only half your body? Left half, back half, bottom half?
by King T July 20, 2011
Get the Schrödinger's Pussymug. by Gx3 September 23, 2014
Get the schrödinger's emoticonmug. Someone who says something racist, and when they receive backlash, they take it back and say it is "just a joke"
Schrödinger's Bigot: "All black people should die"
Other person: "What is your problem man, that's screwed up"
Schrödinger's Bigot: "It's just a joke dude chill out"
Other person: "You are being a Schrödinger's Bigot"
Other person: "What is your problem man, that's screwed up"
Schrödinger's Bigot: "It's just a joke dude chill out"
Other person: "You are being a Schrödinger's Bigot"
by BeadyBell July 1, 2022
Get the Schrödinger's Bigotmug. Someone who will make sexual comments and offers to someone, and will decide if they were joking based on their reaction.
H: Wanna make out?
P: *laughs* No?
H: Kidding *douchebag smile already queued*
P: Yeah right. You’re such a Schrödinger’s Whore.
P: *laughs* No?
H: Kidding *douchebag smile already queued*
P: Yeah right. You’re such a Schrödinger’s Whore.
by JeXantupus June 3, 2023
Get the Schrödinger’s Whoremug. Schrödinger's Sexuality: Demi-Bisexual, it means that the person in question is half Bisexual which in turn denotes that they are either a Homosexual or Heterosexual but nobody knows if they just say that they're Demi-Bisexual.
I'm Demi-Bisexual. (Meaning that he is either Heterosexual or Homosexual, but you don't know. That's what makes it Schrödinger's Sexuality)
by Thyvapid May 24, 2022
Get the Schrödinger's Sexualitymug. When your out to most people but have enough plausible deniability to stay out of deep shit when the conservative relatives come for Thanksgiving
by Ur_Mom_Gae May 13, 2020
Get the Schrödinger’s Closetmug.