A volunteer program for high school and college students going into medicine. But they just walk around the hallways at hospitals in a school uniform and aren’t allowed to do anything.
You (a covid patient): *starts bleeding out and like the blood squirts, the blood literally hit the ceiling fan and now is all over the room moving at a high velocity*
Health scholar: *stares at you through the window.
You: “TF ARE YOU DOING? HELP ME!!”
Health scholar: “I can’t go in covid rooms.”
Nurse: “oh god okay I’ll help you!” *looks at health scholar* “put pressure on it while I get blood.”
Health scholar: “no I can’t go into covid rooms. Also why aren’t you wearing proper PPE?”
Nurse: “CAUSE ITS AN EMERGENCY!!”
Health scholar: *writing in a binder
Nurse 2: “tf are you doing? Go get some g-“
Health scholar: “I’m writing an incident report. ‘Patient was bleeding, patient had covid, nurse was a bitc-‘“
You: *died
God: it was fucking cope health scholars fault.
Health scholar: *stares at you through the window.
You: “TF ARE YOU DOING? HELP ME!!”
Health scholar: “I can’t go in covid rooms.”
Nurse: “oh god okay I’ll help you!” *looks at health scholar* “put pressure on it while I get blood.”
Health scholar: “no I can’t go into covid rooms. Also why aren’t you wearing proper PPE?”
Nurse: “CAUSE ITS AN EMERGENCY!!”
Health scholar: *writing in a binder
Nurse 2: “tf are you doing? Go get some g-“
Health scholar: “I’m writing an incident report. ‘Patient was bleeding, patient had covid, nurse was a bitc-‘“
You: *died
God: it was fucking cope health scholars fault.
by Sacredfart May 12, 2023
Get the Cope health scholarsmug. by will brock January 4, 2022
Get the Scholars Assistancemug. He is such a Sarca-scholar! I bet his ex wife hates the sarcasm that he has mastered like a second language!
by IFixAircraft May 10, 2014
Get the Sarca-scholarmug. Scholars band are an online professional editing and proofreading service provider, helping students get perfect documents. We offer assistance on a variety of different subjects
by Scholars Band November 22, 2021
Get the Scholars Bandmug. Did you hear about the gang shooting? One guy bumped into the other by mistake and all hell broke loose.
Couple of urban scholars, aren't they?
Couple of urban scholars, aren't they?
by hatebigwords July 23, 2023
Get the Urban Scholarmug. One who studies vinyl records as if they were final exams; ie: Boskotech, Sykadelix, ZOBE, Locus, Migzilla
by Da Roachkilla March 20, 2021
Get the Loop Scholarmug. by Clitorus Clinton July 18, 2021
Get the Scholarmug.