Sarca-scholar

A person that understands, accepts, and has mastered the art of sarcasm.
He is such a Sarca-scholar! I bet his ex wife hates the sarcasm that he has mastered like a second language!
by IFixAircraft May 10, 2014
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Medical Humanities Scholar

Someone whose field of study or expertise has no real-world application. Like a vanity degree, but without the knowledge gain.
Have you noticed how he's unable to construct a compelling argument. He's a real medical humanities scholar.
by TRAmontana July 18, 2022
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The Scholar

When having sex with a woman, taking her from behind and using her back as a desk - a place where you can put your laptop, textbooks, notes, etc. to get some homework done.
Dude, how'd you get that paper done last night? I could hear you and Jenny from the other room.
We decided to try The Scholar. It's a great multitasking technique.
by B-Jazzle March 12, 2010
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scholar's house

a house for nerds. home of those who play DOTA, WOW, and if you don't know what those are, then you don't belong.
I met this girl last night, but she lives in Scholar's so she probably doesn't put out.

I'm failing math... I think I'll go hang out in the Scholar's house lobby.
by fa'sho April 01, 2009
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toilet bowl scholar

Someone who researches a topic during a bowel movement, finds literature that aligns with their uneducated morals and immediately becomes an “expert,” on any given subject.
Because Karen is a toilet bowl scholar, she believes she knows more than a health care proffessional.
by Dorian2555 July 13, 2024
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toilet bowl scholar

Someone who researches a topic during a bowel movement, finds literature that aligns with their uneducated morals and immediately becomes an “expert,” on any given subject.
Sally made a comment based on her toilet bowl scholar degree.
by Dorian2555 July 13, 2024
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Urban Scholar

another term for a gangster, often used sarcastically as an insult to intelligence
Did you hear about the gang shooting? One guy bumped into the other by mistake and all hell broke loose.
Couple of urban scholars, aren't they?
by hatebigwords July 23, 2023
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