Schmort

Schmort - after one has had a few drinks asking for a very nice drop of port to finish the evening

Hi waiter - have you a couple of large glasses of schmort to round offf proceedings

by Steveo (Bubble boy) September 11, 2020

Schmorking

Jizzing on your hand then mixing it with blue kool-aid and smacking some trick in the face.

Dude you remember the girl from special ed... I schmorkinged the shit out of her last night.

by Eodjuan April 23, 2009

Schmertle

Nerdy in a particularly wimpish, small and pathetic sort of way. Almost sickly.

"That guy is so schmertle I bet the mice in his apartment give him wedgies."
"He looked nothing like his pictures in person, he was about a foot shorter with no chin and the schmertlest demeanor I've ever witnessed."

by Samnation August 25, 2008

schmurgen

a word used in positive confirmation of information, similar to affirmative.

Also used as a means of confirming comprehension of such information.

Jenny performs oral sex on Bjorn and when she finishes she wants to know if Bjorn enjoyed it, so Jenny says, "Schmurgen?" and in response Bjorn says,"Schmurgen."

by Schmurgen March 1, 2009

schmirk

The result of Hobbit inbreeding. With an average lifespan of 20 years, Schmirks do nothing but eat and secrete methane gelatenous substance. Schmirks are widely known for their extremely cranky behavior.

The other day, I saw saw a peculiarly looking Schmirk crawl out from the roots of a tree.

by unicorns11:11 June 22, 2010

Schmarmy

Something that is utterly nasty and disgusting to the touch , taste ,smell and sight. Originally use by Ticktoker JDGORMAN to describe a rotten smelly flatulence that causes you to run from the source of the offender.

The bird just pooped on neck and it’s just schmarmy , eww.

Your fart is so schmarmy eww !

by Varanistic November 26, 2020

schmorkus

A word to describe someone when you're angry.

GOD DAMN THAT MOTHER FUCKING SCHMORKUS!

by ARandomWobbuffet November 10, 2022