schmidty titty

When a person has the last name schmidt and is chubby with man boobs.

Guy 1: Hey that guy over there has man boobs.

Guy 2: yeah his last name is Schmidt.

Guy 1: Fucking Schmidty titty.

by Frax January 11, 2014

Schmidty

Derived from the original meaning of the name Karl Schmidt who is so slick he slides uphill.
All women want him and all men want to be him (some even want him too)...
If you're up for a good time, hang with Schmidty.

"Have you ever heard of Schmidty?" asks Sara.

"Yeah, I was with him last night and boy did he rock me sideways! No-one will ever satisfy me like Schmidty did!" replies Paris.

by Prof. Heinz-Klaren February 24, 2005

Schmog

The trifecta of solid, liquid, and gaseous matter that is violently ejected from the body after consuming large amounts of alcohol and/or food high in fat, grease, cholesterol, and bliss.

After an indulging lunch of 5 Guys burgers and fries, Erik found himself running to the bathroom to release his schmog.

see also schmogging

by Lord Smitty March 17, 2011

schmob

The act of mobbing except 10 times sicker. Driving around, bumping some loud ass music (anything from gangsta rap to billy joel), being a crazy asshole and picking up some hoes.

We went schmobbing last night and had a sick ass fukin time

by ryan November 20, 2003

schmoe

A male patron and groupie of female bodybuilders. Often paying for sexual domination or wrestling with overtly muscular women.

I'm Jenna's schmoe.

by CrowfeatheR February 6, 2009

schmobbin

driving really fast in a car

damn did u see her,she was schmobbin in her brand new car

by carmen March 30, 2005

schmob

noun: Sacramento-area slang for Kratom

verb: Sacramento-area slang for taking Kratom by scooping directly into one's mouth with either a folded business card or plastic spoon, usually washed down with various sports drinks.

"wyd"
"boutta schmob"
"mind if i join?"

"fuck im out of schmob. gotta head to the kratom station tomorrow. mind if i schmob a scoop?"

by dilldilldill August 15, 2020