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Shower Schizophrenia

When your shower randomly changes to the polar opposite temperature in a matter of seconds.
Joe: Hey, i'm gonna take a shower.
Carter: Alright
Minutes later....
Joe: AHHHHH FUCK!
Carter: Shit, i forgot to tell him about the shower schizophrenia
by Jrod0708 June 24, 2010
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Asshole Schizophrenia

Asshole Schizophrenia: disease affecting generally nice people with seemingly witty comments entering their brain. These individuals react by blurting out borderline mean comments; those afflicted by the disease can normally be spotted socializing with like minded individuals, potentially reacting to mean comments with uncontrollable laughter.
Individuals with Asshole Schizophrenia can be found at this pub.
by ginerous and loving. January 14, 2011
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schitzophonic

a person who uses a hands free device on their cell phone to hold conversations while performing mundane tasks such as shopping, giving the impression that they are having a conversation with themselves.
I hate it when a schitzophonic wlks up behind me. My first reaction is to respond and they always look at me like I'M crazy when I do.
by elvisluvsyu June 6, 2005
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schizm

A gamer with the sneakyness of a badass ninja.
Our team got mowed over. Must have been a schizm.
by Edward Scot October 12, 2005
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Schizophrenia

A severe and chronic mental disorder characterised by many serious psychological symptoms, not least psychosis (delusions, hallucinations, paranoia), fragmented thought processes, grossly disorganised speech and behaviour and social withdrawal.
He was diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia upon being sectioned under the mental health act.
by Doc_B April 13, 2015
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schiznit

yoooo, harry potter's new book is the schiznet!!
by iglesias jamal pubic jon June 24, 2003
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Schiznit

(noun)
Word meaning crazy, unrealistic, bad, awesome, cool, scrumptious, heck, stuff, items, fantastic, and other random words. A combination of the words Sh** and some other unknown word.

Commonly spelled by other dim-witted persons as shiznit
What the Schiznit were you thinking trying to spell it s-h-i-z-n-i-t?!
by Imma Nguyener! December 7, 2010
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