lingers scandal

so we go to a school called lingfield college and we’re in year 11 and the tea is that we’ve only been back at school for 4 weeks and there’s already MULTIPLE scandals going around. i bet coops is regretting being our head of year now;) we’re a fucked up year;) i shall not be the one to name such scandals but just know that they’re omega scandalous but iykyk

my friend : *comes in on monday* omg have you heard about the latest lingers scandal ? we should make a year news paper to document all this

by ur fellow linger October 3, 2019

febler's scandal

sexual harassment of a young sir.

squeezing and/or feeling different parts of a male's anatomy.

The drunk hobo commited febler's scandal.

Jason gave my ass a squeeze, otherwise known as commiting febler's scandal.

by Master Debator May 18, 2006

Handle Scandal

When someone finds an unexplained, sticky surprise on their car door. Nobody knows who did it.

I went to leave work and there was a handle scandal waiting for me.

by FML@VL June 25, 2025

Astros cheating scandal

It's interesting how almost 2 years ago, it was popular to accuse the Astros of cheating and everybody did it, and they became the scapegoat, discrediting their success, but now when just one team does it, the decision to accuse the Astros after their 5th in a row ALCS victory is ill-advised and unpopular, (which is a lot anybody that accuses them now being told to shut up about it already) making anybody who says anything about cheating the scapegoat, and discrediting any success they had against the Astros. 2 years can change a lot of things while nobdy is looking or paying attention.

The Astros cheating scandal went from being something popular to talk about 2 years and everybody was doing it, and the Astros weren't allowed to respond or stand up to the accusations, to now anybody accusing the Astros of cheating is not allowed to stand up to the Astros or say anything. It must have to do with the 50 million people can't be wrong mentality, either way. If that doesn't tell you the game is thrown and the system is rigged before it ever begins, then what does?

by The Original Agahnim October 12, 2021

Ultimate Scandal

With the world bank's money alone, not counting the billions that go into the army, we could easily wipe out all poverty forever with just 5% of the money.

poverty isnt a fact of life-its a disease.

We can wipe it out, but certain (cough, Bush) people have to go

have you seen me on 2DTV? I kick ass as Wonder Woman. George W Bush the 2nd.

by Biafra J July 13, 2004

Scandal Noted

Created by comedian, Pete Holmes. A shortcut phrase to be used when referencing a celebrity, place, or event as an example for something other than a well known negative issue about it. The idea is to avoid the negative event being a distraction from the point of the statement or story. It also acknowledges that the speaker is aware of the scandal, so that discussion is not necessary.

It's true that he ran a lot of yardage this season, and that's impressive. It doesn't beat the record still held by O.J. Simpson, Scandal Noted, of the record for the single-season yards-per-game average at 143.1.

by Challenger45 June 29, 2024

no scandal

nothing to worry about; no problem; ain't no thang; n/m

"... and the caddy was so incompetent that the back 9 took 3 hours, so I ended up being late for the board meeting."

"No scandal. I won't lay an arabian death mask on you over it."

by Nick Desbarats July 12, 2004