i'm scared of you

Exclamation meaning someone's response was so good or correct that you would not challenge it. Similar to 'You go, boy!' or You go, girl!'

Mother, while putting away laundry, says to her teen-aged son, 'Do you know where the dust cloths go?" The son replies, "In the laundry room closet, on the shelf next to the furniture polish." The mother replies, "ooo I'm scared of you!" in a surprised voice.

by Hor-Aha March 3, 2017

Hot-Crazy Scale

The problem is certain women’s increase in physical attractiveness has been disproportional to their increase in psychosis. Luckily for us, a chart exists where we can see just how out of balance the ratio between your hotness and craziness has become - knowledge that can prove to be invaluable over the course of your daily life.

The scale is a scale is with the vertical axis labeled "HOT" and the horizontal axis labeled "CRAZY."

A girl is allowed to be crazy, as long as she is equally hot.

If shes crazy she has to be hot, if shes really crazy she has to be really hot.

As long as a girl is above the “Vickie Mendoza Diagonal” she is approved for dating. Vickie Mendoza, a girl Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother dated, she played jump rope with that line. This diagonal is a reference to the Mendoza Line in Baseball.

If a female becomes to crazy without becoming hotter, she may drift extremely close to the Shelly Galezby Zone.

Barney: A girl is allowed to be crazy as long as she is equally hot. Thus, if she's *this* crazy, she has to be *this* hot. You want the girl to be above this line on the Hot-Crazy Scale. Also known as the 'Vickie Mendoza Diagonal'. This girl I dated. She played jump rope with that line. She'd shave her head, then lose 10 pounds. She'd stab me with a fork, then get a boob job.
(pauses)
Barney: I should give her a call

Devin: So what's up with you and Becca?
Adam: Well, I've been trying to hit it but she keeps drifting across the Mendoza Diagonal. She is getting extremely close to the Shelly Galezby Zone on the Hot-Crazy Scale.

by ysg101 December 31, 2008

The Tree Scale

Refers to the size of a woman.

Stem: Really fucking skinny (anorexic/bulimic) ex. Nicole Richie

Twig: Model skinny. ex. Adrianna Lima

Stick: Properly sized and proportioned. ex. Jessica Biel

Branch: Thick. ex. America Ferera

Trunk: Big like a Ford F-550. ex. Rosie O'Donnell

Man 1: On the tree scale what would you rate your girlfriend

Man 2: Dude, my girl is HUGE she would be the trunk.

by click clack um fu fu April 25, 2009

Good Scald

When a cook has prepared a dish or recipe exceptionally well, they "got a good scald" on it.

Some claim this terminology came from getting a good scald on milk or roux when making gravy. Others claim the term refers to scalding a pig just before butchering.

You got a "good scald" on those biscuits.

This casserole is delicious - you got a good scald!

by Good Scalder December 15, 2008

beyond scared straight

A reality show where defiant teens are forced to spend a day (and sometimes a night) in jail, interacting with convicted felons who give them first-hand experience of life behind bars with the hope that they see where the path of destruction they are headed down could lead them.

It fun to watch Beyond Scared Straight and see troublesome and stupid brats get a much-needed attitude adjustment by visiting prison and getting verbally abused by inmates and prison staff.

by JamSlams March 16, 2017

Futch scale

A scale of different “types” of lesbians. Different places on the scale are:
•High Femme
•Femme
•Butchy Femme, also known as Chapstick Lesbian
•Futch
•Soft Butch
•Butch
•Stone Butch

Person A: “Where do you fall on the futch scale?”
Person B: “I’m a soft butch.”

by lesbeans are valid February 10, 2018

Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared

To those who want to know what Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared is about, allow me to explain. It is a webisode series by This Is It, a British group who create unique films like Bad Things That Could Happen. It centers on three puppets, a red hairy creature, a green duck, and a yellow puppet who always get these random teachers who teach, actually sing, a lesson.

The first time you see this, you'd think that this is a kid's show, but it is far from it. It is either 1:a parody about teachers who can't teach, 2: a show so horrific, it makes citizens of Wonderland as though they are sane people who are complete saints, or 3: a show that could, and this is my theory, very well be an allegory of how life was like in Germany during Cold War, and let me tell you, it was anything but good.

To survive this colorful world of Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared, you must follow these rules....

1: Do not show anyone who is under the age of 16-18 this heinous realm.

2: If you watch any episode that contains food, do not eat close to or right after watching the episode. It is nauseating.

3: If you are still in High school/College, and have a teacher with a similar profession as one character, you must not watch the episode before class because then it will be very awkward.

4: Lastly but not least, don't kill yourself...or better yet, if you are tempted to go insane, go to a therapist.

And remember kids, to stay in school!...OR NOT...

Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared is not something to take lightly, that it should not be shown to little kids.

Student #1: God, I am in trouble! I just watched the second episode of Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared, and I have a History class to go to.
Student #2: That wasn't the episode with the creepy yelling clock, was it?
Student #1: Yes.

Student #2: Oh man...

by Mariposa24 March 11, 2016