Silk and satin, signed wit a patent

Pimp shit, basically. Slick talk so smooth that it's swagger jacker-proof. Slick talk so prolific and profound that muthafuckas can't just bite off that shit, cuz it's in ya, not on ya.

First Guy: "Kristine Ngo got that slick talk down on her blog."

Second Guy: "Yeah but she can't spit game like a true playa."

First Guy: "What the fuck you talkin' bout? Women invented the game. And her mouthpiece is silk and satin, signed wit a patent, daddy."

by omnimetaversal aka T-Money May 26, 2010

Stinge

Someone who wont share things - said 'stinjj'

'Your a stinge!'
'Your so stingey'

by HairMetalGlamRock May 8, 2006

saving grace

A positive quality (grace) that saves somebody from being perceived as useless or undesirable. Often misused in this way: "my friend bought me a beer for my birthday, he/she is my saving grace"

"Michelle may not be a pretty girl, but those tits are her saving grace."

by Gibby McFender January 14, 2009

salting the pretzel

When a girl snorts a line of coke off a mans dick or out of her snatch.

Joanna is a sick bitch. She loves salting the pretzel after salting her own!

by Salty Pretzel February 8, 2014

Swing Sting

When you're on a park swing, and the sir is really cold, and you're swinging, then you jump off and a second after your feet hit the ground, they hurt like burning hell.

"AHHHHHH!!!!! Major swing sting!!!!!!!"

by T-T-T-Tia June 13, 2007

arse skating

When a man slides his penis up and down his partner's arse crack, gliding as though on ice.

Sometimes lubrication helps.

"Ahh man I was arse skating Andrea last night and jizz'd all up her back"

by Kittyburbank July 11, 2014

rim sting

Rim Sting, when you have a huge shit after drinking red bull or eating spicy food. This then causes a burning sensation and lasts around 20 minutes

Fuck me larry, Iv got well bad rim sting after that

by Kinglongdongsilver November 4, 2017