A phrase used in the sentimental Lorde song of the same name to describe dreaming, ruminating, overthinking or confusion. A nail salon is a place where you sit quietly, often reflecting on your thoughts. In the song, Lorde asks herself whether she's thinking clearly or just high and confused. Really fucking deep.
Conversation In Your Head:
Thought 1: "Does Jack like me?"
Thought 2: "Maybe you're just stoned at the nail salon. You should learn to love yourself before you love anyone else."
Thought 1: "Does Jack like me?"
Thought 2: "Maybe you're just stoned at the nail salon. You should learn to love yourself before you love anyone else."
by cryingraccoon July 26, 2021
Get the stoned at the nail salon mug.To pull a Solonik is to stick your finger in your butt-hole and proceed to rub it in your eye so that you get pink-eye and thus can call in sick for work.
Lenny: Ahh fack I'm working in 3 hours but I haven't slept all weekend and still completely wasted, well I guesss I can always pull a Solonik
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Saloni • Salonieeeeee • Salonika • Salonish • Salonia • Salonie • Salonii • Salonista • Hair salonist • Nail salonist
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Get the Brazilian Hair Salon mug.A person who wrote/worked for the online magazine Salon.com, especially during its heyday in the 1990s.
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Get the Salinity mug.1) A reference to "Salon Le Mesnil" - the quintessential Blanc de Blancs champagne, extremely mouth-filling and tremendously elegant, this champagne is known only to the most dedicated of amateurs. Widely regarded as the finest on earth - only a few mortals ever get to taste it. It only starts to excite collectors when it is over 25-35 years old.
2) A commercial premises offering hair and beauty treatment.
2) A commercial premises offering hair and beauty treatment.
by Dan Fox September 9, 2003
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