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Socket

1. (n) A hole that you plug something in to, like a lightbulb.
2a. (n) A derogatory term for a woman or girl whose only purpose in life is as a receptical for penile penetration.
2b. (n) An affectionate term for a sex partner who is about to become a receptical for penile penetration.
3. (n) The vagina, anus, or mouth of said woman or girl.

See also Cock-socket.
1. "I can't get this lightbulb in the socket!"
2a. "That chick's a socket if I ever saw one. She's had more dick in her than Mrs. Nixon."
2b. "Come here, my little socket. I've got something for you."
3. "Shut your socket, bitch, before I plug it with my dick."
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Cul-de-sacked

When attempting a shorcut from point "A" to point "B", you immediately arrive at a a dead end shaped like a circle.
"Dude, you thought you were gonna beat me to my house by taking that shortcut. Too bad your ass got cul-de-sacked."
by Britt Burns August 15, 2008
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Bone Sacker

Someone who derives pleasure from actively seeking and engaging in sexual intercourse with people who have an eating disorder.
"He met her on the anorexia ward.. what a bone sacker."
by Wizard Of Olz July 1, 2005
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Sacked

To get punched, kicked, beaten, or racked hard in the balls.
I got sacked hard in a fight last week.
by Sean June 24, 2003
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eye socket

the hole in a face that eyes are typically found in. At times, there can be novelty products such as collector's items or pocket lint in replacement of this so called "eye." But, I digress.

the holes placed evenly on either side of a face (if you're lucky) and separated by a nose.
"Omg, Timmy, what's that thing your eye socket?" -pokes with sharp twig.-

"That WAS my eye, you bastard!" -profusely bleeding out of eye socket.-

"Hey, I don't have a place to put my Gundam Model...oh, wait.. -puts in eye socket.- GENIUS!!"
by themagicalrandom May 7, 2010
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Socket Fuck

Having someone take out a prostetic eye and proceding to fuck the open socket with your dick
"Amanda had a glass eye and took it out and showed me how to socket fuck her"
by Jay-in August 3, 2008
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socket rientist

a person who is normally airheaded/ditzy/dense, but occasionally comes up with things only a rocket scientist could dream of, ie) an idiot savant.
Even though Nicole never remembers to tie her shoes, her theory on the symbiosis of the evolution of jazz and the repeal of Prohibition really proves she's socket rientist.
by Red Shoes December 14, 2008
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