jerk and slurp

Getting Beef Jerky and a Slurpee

Man, let's go for a jerk and slurp.

by Laurenzzo March 28, 2008

Tittie Slurp

When a grown man breastfeeds off of spoiled milk titties during intercourse.

I tittie slurped my grandma so much last night that she went to the hospital after she had a tingle attack

by Quintin De Ugly January 20, 2020

vaginal slurp

that sound her vag makes when you pull out too fast

Bro I was about to blow my load and went to pull out, she was so tight she had a vaginal slurp!

by Abs jags September 07, 2015

Slurp Breathing

When you cum in a girl's mouth and she has trouble breathing, so it makes a rather gnarly slurping sound.

Friend 1: "Dude, last night I came so hard in this one girl's mouth that she started slurp breathing!"
Friend 2: "Holy shit dude, brutal."

by ud4652219 March 21, 2017

Arse slurp

When you take a massive shit and it hits the water like a rock and the water splashes up

Holy shit! Just took a massive dump! Major arse slurp mate😷💦

by QueenSs January 19, 2016

Pink Slurp

1/4 Gin, 1/4 Calpol Cough Medicine & 1/2 Rosé Wine, used as a cheap alternative to illegal drugs and expensive alcholic cocktails. used widely in Irish house parties over the past few months. Can be drank to enhance a particular moment in ones life.

Person 1- "Hey, let's head down to the off license and buy some vodka and mixers"
Person 2- "Jesus! That's too expensive for me, im gonna mix up some pink slurp for the party instead"
Person 1- "Yeah me too actually, leats go to my house, i ahve loads of calpol and gin, you bring the wine"

by Dha Rat October 27, 2011

bean slurping

This is when you go down on your woman and your sucking so hard on her clit, making a slurping noise, causing it to vibrate in a very pleasurable mannor for the woman; causing her to purrrrr with pleasure.

Ah dude! Last night I was bean slurping the misses so hard that the sheets were sopping wet with pleasure.

by Nobby’s Nuts December 06, 2017