runner bang

A runner bang is where you have sex with someone who is under the impression that you love that person and then never see that person again.

"Aw mate I just fucked this chick and ran away"
"So you did a runner bang..... Nice!"

by Super mega penis boy December 26, 2017

runner's whip

Runner's whip occurs when you are running but your dick be too long so it keeps whipping back and forth until you get bruises on your inner thighs.

Wife: Babe, what happened to your legs?
Me: Oh these bruises?
Wife: Yea
Me: Went for a run last night...
Wife: Oh no, did someone hit you?
Me: Nah bitch, it's runner's whip from my fat long dick!

by this_is_true February 13, 2018

runner upper

A “crew chief” that cannot fly with the aircraft that he’s supposed to be in charge of. A total loser, a stepping mat. A loser.

Look at that 15R over there, he’s such a runner upper. Don’t forget to salute your pilot!

by borinchulo December 18, 2020

Runner's Tumor

This is an extremely well-known phenomenon among the mentally gifted. Those who are more mentally capable than their peers have a larger than average tumor in their skull. This tumor, due to its size and maliciousness is capable of doing more damage to the prodigies' brains than the average person. This occurs when these individuals leave the safety of their bed and are exposed to overly dynamic activities such as running, jumping, or the horrible agony of HIIT. Therefore, experts advise these gifted individuals not to expose themselves to any of these dangers. Highly common symptoms of such a tumor are headaches and/or laziness developing during or after the individual commits the sin of performing any of the above-mentioned endeavors.

Oh for fuck's sake - said Einstein - my Runner's Tumor is trashing my brain again!

by breadakita December 21, 2020

runner of pop

ariana grande ;)

Jack: Who is the runner of pop
Y/N: Ariana grande

by ariana runs pop May 12, 2021

Runner Duck

A gentleman that frequents male rest area washrooms for sexual encounters with other men

Riverboat Andy is pulling a runner duck at the Brantford Rest Area

by ClydesdaleCowboy August 17, 2024

A Runner

A person who runs off stage after Maury reads the DNA test results! When Maury says: "You ARE NOT the father!", women become Runners to the right stage exit. When Maury says: "You ARE the father!", men become Runners to the left stage exit.

Sholanda is still trying to find her daughter's father with the help of the Maury show. She has tested 17 different men, and 17 different times she's been a Runner!

by talk2me-JCH2 January 28, 2017