Proof that you don't need talent to become famous. Horrible singer of horrible songs. Should just go away forever
If I hear that damn Umbrella song one more time I'm gonna knock someone out. And it might just be Rihanna herself
by runningforstuffandthings March 3, 2010
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Get the rihannaed mug.The Bitch is trying to sing like her in her new lame ass album "Rated R". Hoe please. I hope FeFe whoops her ass.
Rihanna is NOT original. Get it through your heads.
Rihanna is NOT original. Get it through your heads.
by Youreallydontknow December 25, 2009
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Get the Rihanna mug.a girl who needs to pack on makeup to hide ugliness who hides gigantic forehead under fringe and has a huge nose
by missypi December 20, 2008
Get the rihanna mug.Another one of those pop stars who suddenly appeared out of nowhere (like all the other modern pop stars) and suddenly made millions of dollars from false instruments, 'teasing' the audience and looking good. Her voice was never good, she has never looked good and should be shot
News Reporter: The pop queen Rihanna has allegedly been beaten and physically threatened by R'n'B singer and boyfriend Chris Brown
Me: *laughing my fucking head off*
Me: *laughing my fucking head off*
by Bash her again March 11, 2009
Get the Rihanna mug.1. Proof that the music industry is no longer a raw, gifted talent extruder. More like a money sucking, take-a-quasi-supermodel chick-between-the-ages of 12-21-sex her up-record her horrible voice-and-use state-of-the-art equipment to alter her voice into sounding like pre-21st century Whitney Houston-Shoot a video of her masturbating-and-force youth to buy the album through brainwashing promotion-mechanism.
2. A teenager with questionable parental guidance who must have sold her unriped body for a recording contract.
3. A joke.
4. A dollar store version of a Bratz doll.
5. To sing in a voice used a torture devices in nuclear wars.
6. Someone who needs to be bombed down by a Japanese fighter jet.
2. A teenager with questionable parental guidance who must have sold her unriped body for a recording contract.
3. A joke.
4. A dollar store version of a Bratz doll.
5. To sing in a voice used a torture devices in nuclear wars.
6. Someone who needs to be bombed down by a Japanese fighter jet.
Mother: Hey...Hey! Since you didn't eat your broccili, I'm gonna make you listen to Rihanna's umbrella 47-times for the rest of the night!
Child: (screams at the top of his lungs) Mommie, NO! NOOOOOOOO!!!! (stomps and cries hysterically) I'm sorry! I'M SORRYYYYYYYYYYY!
Mom: (turns on Rihanna's "Umbrella" and put child in time-out) If you leave this seat, I will spank you!
Child: Give me the spanking! GIVE ME THAT SPANKING! (The child takes Rihanna's CD out and breaks it into pieces, He pulls down his pants and happily takes the spanking instead)
Child: (screams at the top of his lungs) Mommie, NO! NOOOOOOOO!!!! (stomps and cries hysterically) I'm sorry! I'M SORRYYYYYYYYYYY!
Mom: (turns on Rihanna's "Umbrella" and put child in time-out) If you leave this seat, I will spank you!
Child: Give me the spanking! GIVE ME THAT SPANKING! (The child takes Rihanna's CD out and breaks it into pieces, He pulls down his pants and happily takes the spanking instead)
by twistedbabydoll August 14, 2007
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