Ribbon Twirler

A Ribbon Twirler is a kind of person who sucks the fun out of everything and is so politically correct to the point that their existence itself is incredibly offensive and nobody wants them around.

Fuck Brad, we don't want that ribbon twirler to come to the party

by Ricky Razors November 26, 2021

vib-ribbon

a game that should have more sequels than just 2 that are japan-exclusive

guy: bro i haven't seen a vib-ribbon sequel in 20 fucking yearsall we see is just fanmade stuff

by adpra August 11, 2024

Ribboned

Slashed with a knife, sword, dagger

I've just been ribboned

by Gboothy November 17, 2015

ribbons and Bose

A sound-electronics gift for da audiophile on your Christmas list.

Years ago before da recorded-music era, we got our teens things like roller skates and Swiss Army knives as gifts, but now it's completely changed to a world of ribbons and Bose.

by QuacksO March 25, 2021

ribbon

A lot of 12 elves.; There are twelve elves to a ribbon;

Santa called and said he needed a ribbon of elves by friday.

by Jack Baptist April 12, 2025

buy some ribbon and some oils and-

18+

He clearly loves you, so why don't you just buy some ribbon and some oils and-

by Honeypuff March 10, 2023

White Ribboned

A derogatory term used when only a man brags about abusing a women or another man in a physical, sexual or emotional sense, but not really doing it. Often used amongst friends and colleagues to describe a situation where they have tried to inflate their egos with stories of dominating someone.

Hey Nathan, how was your date last night?

Yeah good, she complained about the movie i took her to, so i white ribboned her ass!

by cool cunt klint November 8, 2016