Film that came out second best to Pirates 2, but then again...what didn't that Johnny-Depp career furthering project trash? Still, has made 400 million worldwide, despite being quite mediocre. Superman Returns rates a 7 out of 10, due to it's changing certain aspects of the beloved hero. Stalks Lois Lane in a rather unsettling scene, and has a 5 year old son now...which makes no sense. Quite romantic, was hated by morons who like to see things blow up and people get punched. Intellectual super-hero film, for real, unlike X-men than was just another action packed retard-fest for 10 year olds. Also stars Kevin Spacey in a truly frightning performace as psychopath Lex Luthor. Said to have a 260 million dollar budget, most probably 200 million in truth, removing previous failed attempts to re-start franchise. Has a VERY loyal fanbase that will ensure it's future success. One must remember, Gone With The Wind could have gone up against Pirates and lost. All in all a so-so Superman movie. Co-stars Kate Bosworth as the most inept Lois Lane ever. Role should have gone to Claire Danes.Probably make another 100 mill on DVD. Sequel planned. MUST INCLUDE DOOMSDAY!
by PepsiCola September 15, 2006
When you hook up with someone that you haven't fucked in a very long time - typically with other partners/relationships in between.
by RepeatOffender January 26, 2015
a fart that leads to a premature evacuation of the rectum, however the the payload is returned back to safety
Rocky: Farts, "Excuse Me"
Pete : "WTF that stinks"
Rocky: "Even worse, it was a return to sender"
Pete : (runs to the bathroom to puke)
Pete : "WTF that stinks"
Rocky: "Even worse, it was a return to sender"
Pete : (runs to the bathroom to puke)
by DJ Inside February 18, 2004
When a transgendered girlfriend ejaculates in her lovers mouth and her lover in turn, spits the semen back in her mouth.
by southernkrusade October 31, 2010
if an item breaks on you prior to the 1 year manufacturer warranty then you may buy the same faulty item in the store and return it with the broken one the following day.
by datnigaa December 27, 2011
when blasting a chick anal style you feel something trying to escape but you just push it back in with your thrusting returning it to sender
by hank817 July 19, 2005
Me: Ugghh I banged Julie again last night.
Friend: That chick with the serpent head?!?
Me: Yeah..
Friend: That sucks!! Fuckin Return of Jafar, dude hahahaha
Friend: That chick with the serpent head?!?
Me: Yeah..
Friend: That sucks!! Fuckin Return of Jafar, dude hahahaha
by Suckster January 22, 2012