Retiring to the garden

Something a middle class English woman will say when about to go to the garden to smoke a cigarette.

M: Jimmy, darling, I'm retiring to the garden for a moment. Will you be joining me?

J: That would be marvelous, mother! Shall I put the kettle on?

by Flokiko August 4, 2020

retired paste

The cum that gets dried and crusty on clothes.

I can`t wear that shirt, its stained with retired paste.

by old man cheese man head October 16, 2011

Remington retirement plan

To retire from life permanently by using a Remington firearm on oneself

He decided to take the Remington retirement plan

by Johnny Sins Jr December 20, 2023

Retired toxic

A guy who "used to" be toxic, but now knows how to trick you better into thinking he's not toxic. Its the guy that shallow girls in their mid 30s make mistakes with now that they're slightly too smart to make mistakes with fuckbois in their 20s.

"Krista: I only date retired toxic men now, because i've learned my lesson"

"Rachel: You dumb Bee, he's still a jerk, you just don't know it!"

by fresheneesz December 21, 2023

Matpat retiring

A very sad moment for everyone but good on him for leaving his occupation to spend time with his family

Friend: hey did you know Matpat is retiring

You: Ok Matpat Retiring

by HelpImHavingAStroke January 19, 2024

Retiring A Pencil

The act of no longer using a pencil that was in your backpack as a way to remember an event that happened during class. If something memorable happens, you take the pencil out of your backpack and leave it to never be used again to keep the memory.

After Fred saw three kids get sent to the office, he then was retiring a pencil that was in his backpack.

by WeUsedToPlayHouse April 14, 2023

retire

The word or slang "retire" means give up basically.

Retire lil bro
You gotta retire after that one.

by haunter120 December 12, 2023