Self-regulation

That's the issue, isn't it?

Hym "You know, the participants ask 'what can I do to get him to do what I want him to do?' and the answer is 'nothing until the problem is acknowledged'. I've outlined the problem. You all refuse to acknowledge it. You have attributed to me an inability to self-regulate. You've taken it upon yourself to step in (in Orwellian fashion) to aggregate and disseminate information. The purpose is irrelevant. The presupposition of the act is that you are capable of self-regulation so this doesn't need to happen to you but I am incapable of self-regulation (in a way that you are not) and so your surveillance of me is not only justified but necessary. You are not qualified to make that assessment. Nor do you have the authority. You will do the thing I want you to do or I will do a thing I don't want to do in direct response to the act. It's the only choice you've left me. Hurry it up. I haven't got all morning."

by Hym Iam May 20, 2022

cast recolation surgery

A word you say when you told your girlfriend you broke your leg and really didnt. You say your in your home resting your leg (when your really playing basketball outside) and she wants to come over and see your cast. You tell her you cant because your about to go get a cast recolation surgery. It works. Trust me.

GF: Hey do you wanna hang out tomorrow?

Guy: Sorry i broke my leg and im getting a cast recolation surgery.

GF: Oh my word! That sounds terrible!

by Romanisrad February 22, 2009

Virtual Relationshaping

The act of morphing from one sex to the other and hiding it online.

David W. penetrated his Vagina. In the real world, it was his Bowels. He was living in a virtual relationshaping world, filled with lies, and he was about to make a profound movement become real.

by David W. Boles April 15, 2008

Reelationship

To string someone along making them believe they are your friend or that the relationship is real and then yanking them out of the water like a fish and destroying their reality.

I had a reelationship with her until she bought me a car, then I told her I was sleeping with her sister.

by WordKing69 July 2, 2015

Reelationship

Noun. A relationship entirely comprised of sending reels and/or tiktoks.

I think I'm going to send him some work out reels to take our reelationship to the next level.

by Strawhatmml February 3, 2023

Interlifespan Relations

A sexual relationship between a living human being and an ethereal being. Considered quite classy, but not as stylish as a cat wearing a tuxedo.

To have interlifespan relations, one must believe in apparitions.

by Barney From The Mail Room January 29, 2010

regulation

regular, kinda shitty marijuana

I got a zip of that regulation for like 40 bucks.

by D Cash December 28, 2005